The God Of Mediocrity

Current Music:  Forever Slave - Lunatic Asylum
Current Quote:  "A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." - Groucho Marx

I haven't been on for a while.  There's a reason for that.  I COULDN'T GET ONLINE!   Damn mouse broke and then my credit card company didn't send me a new one so I couldn't actually go to the store and charge it... but then my mom was all cool and like "I'll buy it for you."  Thanks mom.  I love you very much

So now I'm back online and what's the FIRST thing that happens to me?  I get IM'd by the biggest moron in the world.  You really have to see this conversation to believe it.  It's about my fiance' and me.  I can't believe how stupid some people are.  Seriously.  Especially when they happen to be jealous ex boyfriends.  And it shows me that I STILL GOT IT!  Yeah baby!  Well, that I'm a flagrant asshole when I want to be.  I don't know how cool that is.  Hrm. 

PS:  if you can't tell, I'm NOT omar. 

omar: hey asshole
daemion_blackfire: I heard you got your ass chewed out.  hahaha, LOSER!
omar: nothing happened asshole
daemion_blackfire: riiiiight
daemion_blackfire: nothing happened with what?
daemion_blackfire: what did nothing happen with by the way?
omar: oh we had sex carla told me not to tell you
omar: so nothing happened
daemion_blackfire: suuuure you did
daemion_blackfire: hahahaha
daemion_blackfire: oh my god
daemion_blackfire: I knew you'd make up some fuckin crazy ass shit
daemion_blackfire: but THAT takes the cake
omar: we did
omar: you live in fucken alaska to know
daemion_blackfire: alaska?  WOW
daemion_blackfire: she was right
daemion_blackfire: you ARE stupid
omar: f u cunt
daemion_blackfire: 10 out of 100 in school eh?
daemion_blackfire: even retarded autistic people do better than that
daemion_blackfire: you know what autistic means right?
daemion_blackfire: i'll wait while you look it up in the dictionary
daemion_blackfire: if you even OWN one
omar: shut the fuck up
omar: i know what it means
daemion_blackfire: does your mother make you wear a football helmet to school so you won't hurt yourself?
daemion_blackfire: do you ride the little yellow bus with all the other drooling idiots?
omar: your crazy
omar: but i dont care cause carla is my gf so fuck you loser
omar: i wont afterall
daemion_blackfire: wow
omar: won
daemion_blackfire: you ARE delusional
omar: yeah riiiiiiiiiiiight
omar: ask her we fucked
daemion_blackfire: I don't need to ask her
daemion_blackfire: You guys never even KISSED
daemion_blackfire: never mind had sex
omar: she isnt online but when she is ask her
daemion_blackfire: she's online
daemion_blackfire: she just had to go invisible to avoid your idiotic ass
daemion_blackfire: can't say I blame her
omar: yeah righttttttt
omar: she isnt there cunt
daemion_blackfire: okay
daemion_blackfire: don't believe me
omar: i wont
omar: and we did kiss
daemion_blackfire: you know what her message says?
omar: no
daemion_blackfire: "cleaning my room - only buzz me if you're my sexy fiance"
omar: haha yeah right
daemion_blackfire: you know
omar: and you say i am delliusional
daemion_blackfire: I could take a screenshot of it RIGHT now
omar: fuck you
daemion_blackfire: I just did
daemion_blackfire: hold on
omar: i dont know what she sees in you
daemion_blackfire: I'm going to save it and send it to you
daemion_blackfire: you'll see she's online
omar: dont bother
daemion_blackfire: she's only offline TO YOU
omar: dont want virus'
daemion_blackfire: like I'd bother
daemion_blackfire: you're your own virus
omar: what the fuck does she see in someone who is shit like you
daemion_blackfire: you know... I bet you sit at home at night and jerk off to midget porn
omar: who lives in the fucken US
daemion_blackfire: yeah, who's she coming to live with?  me?  or you?  come on.  answer me that.
daemion_blackfire: who did she propose to?  me?  or you?
omar: hahahahahahahaha LMAO SHEEEEEEE PROPOSED
omar: AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN
omar: fucken retard
daemion_blackfire: well she didn't propose... she just said she wanted to marry me
daemion_blackfire: and I said I wanted to marry her too
daemion_blackfire: so who is getting married?
daemion_blackfire: you?
daemion_blackfire: ha!
omar: hahahahahahaha LMAO
daemion_blackfire: you don't even have a girlfriend
daemion_blackfire: you haven't had one since mel
daemion_blackfire: that fat ugly disgusting cow who I already told off. 
daemion_blackfire: and she said you were a lousy fuck to me, too
daemion_blackfire: man
daemion_blackfire: can you keep ANY woman happy?
daemion_blackfire: I have women jumping at me all the time
daemion_blackfire: and I chose carla over all of them
daemion_blackfire: you know why?
daemion_blackfire: because she was the best looking out of all of them... and she was the most caring out of all of them
daemion_blackfire: you seriously lost out
omar: fuck you
daemion_blackfire: i'm sorry, but... it's over for you and carla
daemion_blackfire: you're never going to find another girl like her again
daemion_blackfire: hey, but since I'm a nice guy
daemion_blackfire: I'll do you a favor
daemion_blackfire: how about this, tough guy?
daemion_blackfire: I'll invite you to our wedding
omar: you wont be getting married
daemion_blackfire: tell me where you'll be next year
daemion_blackfire: and I'll send you the invitation
daemion_blackfire: we can laugh, drink, eat, and be merry
daemion_blackfire: while I GET MARRIED TO YOUR so-called woman
omar: and you dont mind that i want her
daemion_blackfire: but you'll never have her
daemion_blackfire: at the end of the day... you can want her all you want
daemion_blackfire: but she'll be coming home with me
omar: man fuck you bye

and that was the end of our beautiful relationship.  Touching isn't it?  Almost brings a tear to your eye.  OH well.  Maybe next time I'll have something more meaningful to say.