BrenArt

brenart

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Blog post 'Why ?'

Why ?

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Why, Why, Why?
  
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?


Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?


Why does someone 
believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?



Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?


If people evolved from apes, 
why are there still apes?


Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?


Is there ever a day that mattresses 
are not on sale?


Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?


Why do people keep running over a strin g a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?


Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?


How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?


When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'


Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?


In winter why do we try to keep the h ouse as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?


How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?


And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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    I would love to see to see a revolver bounce off of superman's head, with an unchanging blank look on his face due to a lack of pain... though in most situations involving something bouncing off of someone's head the blank look is due to a lack of brains instead.....
    it's fun to picture superman as mentally disabled.

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    lol omg these were so funny....i seen a page a long time ago on another site that had something similiar.. if i can find it again i will pass it along to u... u might enjoy them
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    ING~GOOD BLOGGING BREN~

    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

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    I posted some of these on my bebo to see if i could get some answers...

    "If humans evolved from apes, how come there are still apes"
    There are many different species of apes, humans evolved from one species, we are that species, all other apes we see are different species, Makes sense haha!
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    hahaha this is awesome it had me laughing
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    I love the remote one everyones does it its just crazy but reality love it !



    Bri,
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    some great points here!

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    amazing!!
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    HAHAHAHA THIS IS BRILLIANT!!! Here is one for you, Why do they put brail pads on a drive through ATM??

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