Hello my lovely ladies and dudes you will never believe what happened to me.  Usually it is me dishing out the lines but last night a sexy she-devil named Heather picked-me up, literally, and took me b...

After receiving many creepy and crazy responses from our last Kijiji postings Hank and I decided to post a couple more.  We are still amazed that these weirdo perverts live amongst us.  What do they do...

Kijiji the Garage Sale Killer

Until recently I was unaware of the dominance and strength of the mighty Kijiji.  While I was slaving away working my man-ass off at the Rock Show Power Hour Studio an en...

Life Lessons from Your Uncle Hank #4

9.  Never get your hair trimmed and styled when you are under the influence of a flu-type virus.  Coughing and/or sneezing while sitting in the pump-action chair can...

Pick-Up Line 14

I was hanging out where all the girls gather, the alley behind the University of Calgary Bar, when I was approached by a bombshell brunette. She walked over to me and I said, "I am writ...