Kelly Lynn from Hamilton recently asked us, "What kind of undershorts do you guys sport around town?  I am dying to update my mental pictures"!

I am all about the boxer-brief man-shorts.  They make m...

Life Lessons from your Uncle Hank 2

4.  Never trust a man wearing a suit without a belt especially if this guy is trying to sell you something.  If he can not afford to buy a belt to hold up his che...

Mr. Michael the Mute, our station manager, has been pestering Satan and I to answer our fan-mail questions in the form of a blog instead of a reply email.  He has been bugging us for a year now so we ...

Hank’s Movie Ratings February

Captivity, (Elisha Cuthbert) - 0/100 - This is the worst thing to happen to film.  Ever.

Death Sentence, (Kevin Bacon) - 27/100 - The Brave One, (Jodie Foster) 72/100 - In b...

Pick-Up Line 11

I was at Broken City last night looking for some indie music lovin' ladies when I spied this breathtaking brunette shaking her sweet sugar cubes out on the dance floor.  I swaggered o...