charlemagne

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Music:

the band steely dan velvet underground otis redding bob marley bob dylan box tops sebadoh hector lavoe weezer frank zappa frank sinatra sonic youth rolling stones air howlin wolf tom waits wilson pickett the who they might be giants willie colon leonard cohen pixies pavement guided by voices the temptations the replacements ruben blades big star beck lemonheads flaming lips dinosaur jr david bowie jim croce clarence carter johnny cash willie nelson waylon jennings kris kristofferson warren zevon smokey robinson muddy waters miles davis dave brubeck new york dolls iggy pop daft punk kraftwerk earth wind and fire the four tops superchunk dead kennedys x husker du grateful dead elton john john lee hooker...

Movies:

goodfellas scarface godfather raging bull office space airplane! waiting for guffman best in show a mighty wind this is spinal tap sideways about schmidt the big lebowski groundhog day night of the living dead dawn of the dead day of the dead shaun of the dead return of the living dead better off dead texas chainsaw massacre 1 and 2 (that's right! i liked 2) motel hell pulp fiction boogie nights magnolia american beauty american psycho american movie...

Authors:

emerson (nature, self reliance, friendship, i could go on and on...he's the man!) newton (principia is genius), orwell, beckett, james (both william and henry were fabulous writers), vonnegut, dostoevsky...

Education:

A fuckton

Interests:

Humans

Religion:

I worship Xenu, King of the Elemental Plane of Lettuce

Occupation:

Marketing/Brand Management

Part-time Job:

Professional Hitman

Tattoos:

None - maybe someday

Ethnicity:

White/Caucasian

Eye Color:

Green

Body Mods:

None - maybe someday

Piercings:

None - maybe someday

Smoking:

Non-smoker

Hair Color:

Blonde

Drinking:

Social drinker

Children:

Someday

Sexuality:

Straight

Marital Status:

Single