Christ Christine! You're So Stupid!

She is a random little child,
who is incredibly cynical and pesimistic.
Her main obsession consists of a man named ♥ Ville Valo ♥

Friends are another main lifesaver of this girl.
She tries her hardest at school.
Despite the fact her teachers suck.
She is still plotting a way of escaping
the life draining sandbank that is Bribie.

Her mother dissaproves of her behaviours, music taste and her Ville Valo posters on her walls.
This makes the girl sad.
Seeking revenge she blasts the excellent
notes of H.I.M. so loud the neighbours complain
Until her evil mother eventually gives over.

Though she is one of the most cynical
and pesimistic people she knows,
our heroine had fallen in love.
But alas, our heroine is unsure of his feelings for her.
This makes her incredibly hurt and sad.

She has alot of fun on the destitute sandbank
even though she works at a middle class department store
She will continue to grow, continue to annoy, and continue to obsess over that man they call Ville Valo.