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Con Ass nominated for "Best of Denver" in Westword Magazine
- Published: 156 days ago
- Comments: 3
- Reads: 125
- Trigs: 2
Well, looks like we've been included in Westword's "Best of Denver" issue. None of us had any clue. Friends had to call us up and tell us. It is an honor to be nominated for "Best of Denver" in the Death Metal/Thrash/Grind category, because I've been using the Westword for years to find cool places t...
Updates: Photos, Shows & NEW EP!!!
- Published: 172 days ago
- Comments: 1
- Reads: 68
- Trigs: 1
Greetings all!
Just wanted to check in and do a real quick update 'cause I fuckin' rock like that:
1.) New, updated band photos are up. Go check out some sexy slabs of metal beefcake, eh?
2.) The show for next week with Oblige, The Destro and Silencer has been cancelled. I'm not apologizing '...
Just wanted to check in and do a real quick update 'cause I fuckin' rock like that:
1.) New, updated band photos are up. Go check out some sexy slabs of metal beefcake, eh?
2.) The show for next week with Oblige, The Destro and Silencer has been cancelled. I'm not apologizing '...
The Winds of Change
- Published: 205 days ago
- Comments: 3
- Reads: 44
- Trigs: 3
Howdy!!!
As usual, I'm full of shit because the page still looks the same, the bio is still the same and the only thing that I didn't lie about was pictures...I guess. But anyhow, things have been beyond insane over here, seriously. I know it doesn't look like it, but if any of you were in CO you'd kn...
As usual, I'm full of shit because the page still looks the same, the bio is still the same and the only thing that I didn't lie about was pictures...I guess. But anyhow, things have been beyond insane over here, seriously. I know it doesn't look like it, but if any of you were in CO you'd kn...
Parting Ways...
- Published: 255 days ago
- Comments: 1
- Reads: 48
- Trigs: 1
On behalf of the band, I stop by to announce that we've parted ways with Ed, one of our guitarists.
In all honesty, this was not a positive parting and was definitely a long time coming. This will not affect our next show in the slightest, as we've practiced as a 4-piece many a time and it still sound...
In all honesty, this was not a positive parting and was definitely a long time coming. This will not affect our next show in the slightest, as we've practiced as a 4-piece many a time and it still sound...
"Where the hell are you guys?"
- Published: 305 days ago
- Comments: 0
- Reads: 85
- Trigs: 3
I sincerely apologize for the lack of our 'net presence. We've all been really busy writing new stuff, dealing with our own personal crap (it is the Holidays and all) and overall just doin' the bit.
We are currently working on a few shows for after the new year. I just saw this band called "Cattleist"...
We are currently working on a few shows for after the new year. I just saw this band called "Cattleist"...
Need...coffee...will die...without...it...
- Published: 349 days ago
- Comments: 5
- Reads: 108
- Trigs: 8
Fucking shit...
...it's been a while since I've had 3 shows in one week...let alone 3 shows in one week and getting too damn drunk for your own good, going to work the next day and then repeating the process.
And I just noticed this fucking pimple on my face. Dammit.
Say just one thing out loud about no...
...it's been a while since I've had 3 shows in one week...let alone 3 shows in one week and getting too damn drunk for your own good, going to work the next day and then repeating the process.
And I just noticed this fucking pimple on my face. Dammit.
Say just one thing out loud about no...
And so...the wall has been reached...
- Published: 352 days ago
- Comments: 1
- Reads: 66
- Trigs: 4
Cy here.
Unfortunately, this isn't good news.
Due to not being able to get help with this page from the rest of the band and lack of traffic to our page no matter how many people I add, Trig, harass, flirt with, etc. I will be ignoring the Con Ass Trig page from now on. I will probably leave it for sci...
Unfortunately, this isn't good news.
Due to not being able to get help with this page from the rest of the band and lack of traffic to our page no matter how many people I add, Trig, harass, flirt with, etc. I will be ignoring the Con Ass Trig page from now on. I will probably leave it for sci...
Follow the sound of Cy humping stuff...
- Published: 354 days ago
- Comments: 0
- Reads: 54
- Trigs: 5
Yo. Yao. Hey.
Cy here.
Just wanted to thank all of the new adds, those that trigged the shit out of us over the weekend, and those that came to the show.
Just wanted to let y'all know that week 2 of the Con Ass Trig Overhaul is now underway, we're probably not playing in CO for a while (except for CO Sp...
Cy here.
Just wanted to thank all of the new adds, those that trigged the shit out of us over the weekend, and those that came to the show.
Just wanted to let y'all know that week 2 of the Con Ass Trig Overhaul is now underway, we're probably not playing in CO for a while (except for CO Sp...
Lyrics for the 2-Parter: "Fall of the Prevaricator/EOD"
- Published: 360 days ago
- Comments: 0
- Reads: 92
- Trigs: 2
Fall of the Prevaricator/Equal Opportunity Destroyer
Don't think just because we have not formally met
I know nothing about how you do your business...
Bought allegiances, empty promises
Every last word you speak is bullshit
Your attempts to dominate have overruled your common sense
You've overstayed your ...
Don't think just because we have not formally met
I know nothing about how you do your business...
Bought allegiances, empty promises
Every last word you speak is bullshit
Your attempts to dominate have overruled your common sense
You've overstayed your ...
Lyrics for "Marionette"
- Published: 360 days ago
- Comments: 1
- Reads: 88
- Trigs: 2
Love, lie
All mine
False words sweetened to pacify the demons
Actions speaking of your true intentions
Nothing to see and nothing to believe
Bitter words and acrid actions once acted out in a fit of violence
Control was in place but your urge to save face has disgraced me
And now this should be your...
Love ...
All mine
False words sweetened to pacify the demons
Actions speaking of your true intentions
Nothing to see and nothing to believe
Bitter words and acrid actions once acted out in a fit of violence
Control was in place but your urge to save face has disgraced me
And now this should be your...
Love ...
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