Blog post 'Did I Ever Leave Or Did Everything Else Return?'
Did I Ever Leave Or Did Everything Else Return?
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Its been an interesting week, just gone; both Rawr and Rachel (AKA God) came to visit - prompting not only rumours that Rawr was my long term girlfriend, but also that I was cheating on her with Rachel (AKA God), a girl the Housemates assumed i'd brought back from the Eighties Roller Disco for some sex.
Really, i'm serious.
Here is a list, for a speedy speedy summary:
Everything you can learn in a week of reunion
Item 1
Gerard: How are you?
Me: Cold.
Gerard: ...
Its true, I was cold; i'd been up since 4 AM with Rawr sitting outside Forbidden Planet for over 6 hours just to meet him for ten seconds.
Possibly less.
He was, however, just lovely.
Item 2
While wearing a hoodie that states 'I only date DJs' (I don't, by the way), looking quite skanky, I receive a phonecall in the library as i'm moving to leave.
My phone is in the pocket-pouch on the front of said hoodie.
My ringtone is 'SexyBack'.
As I open the library door, there stands Anime Boy.
I'm radiating Timberlake, looking like i've just climbed aut of Primark's dustbin, and he gives me the real life equivalent look to this: o_0
Item 3
While Boyce from Green Wing is quite innocently shopping in Urban Outfitters, me and Rawr stalk him around the shop trying to get a photograph.
I did save myself from further embarrassment, though, since I feel its bad ettiquette to disturb someone while they're trying on jumpers.
So, yeah, this probably isn't everything, but i'm sure suggestions will be made and the list will grow.
Meanwhile i'm composing a list of Things About London, so keep an eye out, yeah?
And if you're wondering what the 'yeah?' is about, check out this band , they're a bit groovy.
Really, i'm serious.
Here is a list, for a speedy speedy summary:
Everything you can learn in a week of reunion
- If allowed, Rachel (AKA God) will spend all her student loan on loliclothes. All of it.
- McAvoy cannot handle piercings without turning a shade that can only be described as 'Voldemort'
- I can handle getting my lip pierced, but the piercer will mistake my nervous enthusiasm for experience, and use me as a slow painful teaching example
- After getting pierced, I act like i'm on the biggest cocaine shoot up you ever did see.
- Rachel (AKA God) is a giant emo. Gianter than me.
- Rachel (AKA God) is the leader of the gang, because her name isn't Rebecca
- Taken out of the context of our close friends, me and Rawr make no actual sense - to the point where everyone else just walks off.
- Throwing up blood is not fun.
- If your mother answers the phone with the words "i'm getting a UV rave tattoo", you're guaranteed to get what you want.
- There is no need for a Swiss Army knife, unless you are Swiss, and in the Army.
- Its impossible to hear McAvoy's boyfriend's name - James Brown - without someone going "OWWW!". Assuming he's not in the room. Sometimes, even when he is.
- It actually is possible to walk more than ten steps in London barefoot without stepping on a hypodermic needle.
- Covent Garden is cold at 6AM, but there will be over 100 other people there with you if theres any promise of meeting Gerard Way.
- Gerard Way is a polite boy, the type you could take home and show your mother. Aww.
- Boyce from Green Wing shops in Urban Outfitters, Covent Garden. Oh yes, get in.
- You can make an innuendo out of anything if you're desperate enough.
- The Rock And Sole Plaice owns.
Item 1
Gerard: How are you?
Me: Cold.
Gerard: ...
Its true, I was cold; i'd been up since 4 AM with Rawr sitting outside Forbidden Planet for over 6 hours just to meet him for ten seconds.
Possibly less.
He was, however, just lovely.
Item 2
While wearing a hoodie that states 'I only date DJs' (I don't, by the way), looking quite skanky, I receive a phonecall in the library as i'm moving to leave.
My phone is in the pocket-pouch on the front of said hoodie.
My ringtone is 'SexyBack'.
As I open the library door, there stands Anime Boy.
I'm radiating Timberlake, looking like i've just climbed aut of Primark's dustbin, and he gives me the real life equivalent look to this: o_0
Item 3
While Boyce from Green Wing is quite innocently shopping in Urban Outfitters, me and Rawr stalk him around the shop trying to get a photograph.
I did save myself from further embarrassment, though, since I feel its bad ettiquette to disturb someone while they're trying on jumpers.
So, yeah, this probably isn't everything, but i'm sure suggestions will be made and the list will grow.
Meanwhile i'm composing a list of Things About London, so keep an eye out, yeah?
And if you're wondering what the 'yeah?' is about, check out this band , they're a bit groovy.
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