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      <title>and so it goes....</title>
      <description>
&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;from normality to exciting normality.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm away to some boozer on the other side of Manchester tomorrow,&lt;br /&gt;
it's a quid in, there's four **4** bands on,&lt;br /&gt;
poetry readings if you're interested,&lt;br /&gt;
face painting **YAY**, jugglers and best of all..&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
FIREPLAY!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yup, I - your favourite idiot - will be drinking paraffin&lt;br /&gt;
and breathing fire while twirling my staff.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then, maybe, on to Wendy house&lt;br /&gt;
for a night of boogie and bundles of fun...&lt;br /&gt;
Maybe...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Well, I need to shower&lt;br /&gt;
after climbing roofs and swinging off trees&lt;br /&gt;
cus I'm covered in mud!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just because you get older&lt;br /&gt;
it doesn't mean you stop having fun!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img src="http://trig.com/chat_files/smilies/smile.gif" height="16" width="16" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img src="http://trig.com/chat_files/smilies/smile.gif" height="16" width="16" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img src="http://trig.com/chat_files/smilies/smile.gif" height="16" width="16" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Have a great weekend folks,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
peace,&lt;br /&gt;
Dogma&lt;br /&gt;
- xx -&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 01:32:25 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>dogma666</author>
      <link>http://trig.com/dogma666/blog/2008/4/19/post/46279</link>
      <category>here</category>
      <category>these</category>
      <category>of</category>
      <category>none</category>
      <category>-</category>
      <category>bondage</category>
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      <title>Gardening...</title>
      <description>
&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;yeah, gardening.&lt;br /&gt;
I pissing hate that job, but there you go.&lt;br /&gt;
I did actually do some ripping out of brambles,&lt;br /&gt;
pulling up of brown stick things and neatly piling them up.&lt;br /&gt;
Then I took some paraffin, soaked my firestaff and played for a while.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So as I said, possibly somwhere else;&lt;br /&gt;
I really detest gardening and if left up to me&lt;br /&gt;
the world would be a greener,more overgrown place.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k_fu6F6OJU"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k_fu6F6OJU&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...except for the bit I had to stamp out, of course!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:58:29 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>dogma666</author>
      <link>http://trig.com/dogma666/blog/2008/2/20/post/43060</link>
      <category>bored</category>
      <category>staff</category>
      <category>fire</category>
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      <title>Easter Punk gig  :D</title>
      <description>So I'm informed:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
999&lt;br /&gt;
Vibrators&lt;br /&gt;
Not Sensibles&lt;br /&gt;
Lurkers and&lt;br /&gt;
Charlie Harper&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fucking awsome!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Full confirmation of bands playing will be posted as soon as I know.&lt;br /&gt;
I might even find it in my heart to tell you where!&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="http://trig.com/chat_files/smilies/yuck.gif" /&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>dogma666</author>
      <link>http://trig.com/dogma666/blog/2008/2/12/post/42626</link>
      <category>dayer</category>
      <category>all</category>
      <category>punk</category>
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      <title>Am I mental?</title>
      <description>It's the beginning of the weekend,&lt;br /&gt;
a time for parties, friends and good times.&lt;br /&gt;
What will I be doing?&lt;br /&gt;
Stood in the wind and rain on a boat&lt;br /&gt;
in forecasted gale winds, rain, sleet and snow!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yay, pics of me looking cold and sorry to follow!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Have a good one folks&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="http://trig.com/chat_files/smilies/grin.gif" height="16" width="16" /&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>dogma666</author>
      <link>http://trig.com/dogma666/blog/2008/2/1/post/41925</link>
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      <title>comments..</title>
      <description>why did my gallery decide no comments were allowed??&lt;br /&gt;
I think I've fixed that now..&lt;br /&gt;
Someone please let me know&amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="http://trig.com/chat_files/smilies/grin.gif" height="16" width="16" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Cheers&lt;br /&gt;
Dx</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:57:59 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>dogma666</author>
      <link>http://trig.com/dogma666/blog/2008/1/24/post/41503</link>
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      <title>crap weather isn't it?</title>
      <description>I hate this shitty weather,&lt;br /&gt;
too much wind and rain to play out!&lt;br /&gt;
Still need to go out and practice firestaff moves&lt;br /&gt;
and at some point learn them all on stilts too!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hopefully it will dry out soon....</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>dogma666</author>
      <link>http://trig.com/dogma666/blog/2008/1/22/post/41364</link>
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      <title>One wonders who..</title>
      <description>
&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;..reads these?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Suicide Commando was brilliant,&lt;br /&gt;
made better with the love of my life,&lt;br /&gt;
great friends and fake blood!&amp;nbsp; heh..&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm really addicted to&lt;br /&gt;
Lego Star Wars Original Trilogy.&lt;br /&gt;
Completed in two days,&lt;br /&gt;
freeplayed for nearly two days,&lt;br /&gt;
if I didn't have firestaff duties tomorrow&lt;br /&gt;
and boat stuff to prepare for over weekend&lt;br /&gt;
I'd be playing the game then too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On a different tangent,&lt;br /&gt;
I'm seeing Scandy in London.&lt;br /&gt;
Me, Gabstar, Kat n' Addz&lt;br /&gt;
will be avin' it larrrrrge,&lt;br /&gt;
probably waving glowsticks to the beats..&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dogmatron returns!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So, as the title asks:&lt;br /&gt;
Who reads these?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Leave me a message,&lt;br /&gt;
Say hi.&lt;br /&gt;
Say you're having fun.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;Say something...&lt;br /&gt;
Say you'll get me a drink in return for sexual favours!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Enjoy yourself,&lt;br /&gt;
smile and have fun!&lt;br /&gt;
xx&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:35:22 +0000</pubDate>
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      <link>http://trig.com/dogma666/blog/2007/10/3/post/33333</link>
      <category>wars</category>
      <category>star</category>
      <category>lego</category>
      <category>scandy</category>
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      <title>Fun n games in the life of a....</title>
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&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;fire breathing moron!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's been quite a grand old week&lt;br /&gt;
what with all the excitement in my hectic life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I spent the past weekend on&lt;br /&gt;
my parents barge,&amp;nbsp; running from lock to lock,&lt;br /&gt;
trying to teach my bro some firestaff moves,&lt;br /&gt;
watching the kingfishers hunting in the early morning mist,&lt;br /&gt;
swabbing the decks as we sailed slowly downstream&lt;br /&gt;
and getting a little drunk between&amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="http://trig.com/chat_files/smilies/grin.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Monday was spent on my bmx in the rain&lt;br /&gt;
with my mates who just&lt;br /&gt;
bought a new bike each.&lt;br /&gt;
Now I have a puncture&lt;br /&gt;
and my life is once more complete!&lt;br /&gt;
lol&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tuesday, my good friends Kitty n Chris&lt;br /&gt;
were handfasted in the most wonderful ceremony in a park&lt;br /&gt;
with some random couple having sex within most peoples line of sight,&lt;br /&gt;
Stu having a giggling fit at the most inappropriate time&lt;br /&gt;
and an awsome evening of good friends,&lt;br /&gt;
plenty of booze and top tunes!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wednesday nights fire play was cancelled,&lt;br /&gt;
well, that's because it was raining.&lt;br /&gt;
Still another good night out with friends&lt;br /&gt;
just chilling out and&lt;br /&gt;
talking crap about superheroes,&lt;br /&gt;
motorbikes, red vs. blue&lt;br /&gt;
and how certain people shouldn't be allowed&lt;br /&gt;
to play music in cars on tinny sounding stereos.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tonight (friday) seeing 3CR play&lt;br /&gt;
and&amp;nbsp;getting my stuff sorted for weekend.&lt;br /&gt;
Suicide commando gig in London tomorrow,&lt;br /&gt;
location seeking for photoshoots on sunday,&lt;br /&gt;
and firebreathing on sunday night.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I can't wait until next weekend&lt;br /&gt;
when I'm back on the barge!&lt;br /&gt;
Woooooo&lt;br /&gt;
crazy pirate weekend&amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="http://trig.com/chat_files/smilies/grin.gif" height="16" width="16" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CYA!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 18:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>dogma666</author>
      <link>http://trig.com/dogma666/blog/2007/9/21/post/32269</link>
      <category>gigs</category>
      <category>sex</category>
      <category>public</category>
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      <title>Fame sucks ass!</title>
      <description>
&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Just give me a moment to roll a cig...&lt;br /&gt;
this shit might take a while.&lt;br /&gt;
(no, it's not long winded,&lt;br /&gt;
my pc is running like a slug in salty shit)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Soooo....&lt;br /&gt;
since I last blogged, some stuff happened.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I saw a few bands at slimes last month&lt;br /&gt;
-xotox fuckin rocked-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I enjoyed a weekend at Infest&lt;br /&gt;
with some good friends and new friends&lt;br /&gt;
partying and waving my glowsticks out of time.&lt;br /&gt;
-E.S.A and 13th Monkey kicked ass,among others-&lt;br /&gt;
and&lt;br /&gt;
I'm looking forward to Suicide Commando&lt;br /&gt;
in a few weeks at Slimes again.&lt;br /&gt;
(please don't show war of the worlds again,&lt;br /&gt;
it's really, really fucking&amp;nbsp;poor!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The firestaff and firebreathing is going well,&lt;br /&gt;
it's good to have people to practice with&lt;br /&gt;
as well as bring me fuel I can't reach while I'm on stilts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img src="http://trig.com/chat_files/smilies/yuck.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I've also been conned* in to seeing&lt;br /&gt;
Green Day and Take That with some friends&lt;br /&gt;
at some point in the next 12 months.&lt;br /&gt;
(I'm so easily pleased!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Well, that's enough crap from me,&lt;br /&gt;
I have to prepare for a party&lt;br /&gt;
me and some friends are firebreathing at tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Have fun,&lt;br /&gt;
be well,&lt;br /&gt;
keep smiling&lt;br /&gt;
and don't get too pissed...&lt;br /&gt;
There might be none left for me to drink!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Conned = bribed with hotels, many many bottles of vodka&lt;br /&gt;
and drunken beligerence in a limo or two.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2007 00:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>dogma666</author>
      <link>http://trig.com/dogma666/blog/2007/9/9/post/31137</link>
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      <title>hurtin' ...</title>
      <description>
&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;One gig,&lt;br /&gt;
lots of booze,&lt;br /&gt;
2 bruised ribs,&lt;br /&gt;
one broken rib.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Should I really be contemplating climbing on a roof&lt;br /&gt;
in the rain to wear my stilts&lt;br /&gt;
and do fire breathing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pics may follow,&lt;br /&gt;
so might a funeral!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
HAHA!!&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 14:39:16 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>dogma666</author>
      <link>http://trig.com/dogma666/blog/2007/7/17/post/25323</link>
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      <title>ARSE!!</title>
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&lt;p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://trig.com/chat_files/smilies/gasp.gif" /&gt;Okay, so I'm more amused than angry but...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;I go off to see some brass band action on the whit walks (what ever they are?? I never did find out!) to be stopped, questioned and searched by the fuzz!&amp;nbsp; After they checked my camera to find I hadn't - as they claimed - been taking pics of the mounted police I still had to give all my frigging details to them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;The one question I loves was "Do you have any outstanding features? Scars or tattoos, for example?"&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;"Um," I replied pointing to the 4 inch scar on my forehead, a 2 inch scar above my ear and poking my stretched tongue out...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;(I think the ociffer nearly passed out at the sight of my tongue but quickly recovered to pull his mates over to show me off like some freak show being asked the usual why and does it hurt ramblings.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;the tongue bar was recorded as: Piercing in tongue similar to quite large Albert)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;Yeah, I corrected him on this one!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;Oh well, atleast I got to see the tartan brass band in kilts and some crazy Swiss brass band with a hyperactive o.a.p. flag bearer!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="TEXT-ALIGN: right"&gt;Ho hum.. here's to a good day painting tomorrow&amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="http://trig.com/chat_files/smilies/smile.gif" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 23:27:08 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>dogma666</author>
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      <title>Blog for May 28, 2007</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://trig.com/chat_files/smilies/slant.gif" /&gt;&amp;nbsp;So, after a looong time offline, I return. Nothing new to report, no new injuries, a few new (old) pics thrown up for my amusement and soon some newer pics of me on my stilts in the air&amp;nbsp; &lt;img src="/chat_files/smilies/smile.gif" /&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hope y'all's good.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Have a good bank holiday!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dogma&lt;/p&gt;
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 12:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>dogma666</author>
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      <title>Bocking.</title>
      <description>
&lt;p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://trig.com/chat_files/smilies/gasp.gif" /&gt;&amp;nbsp; So, a quick explanation for those who don't know and are curious.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What is bocking??&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;The use of stilts with a leaf spring running down from the calf to the hoof to run, jump, summersault&amp;nbsp; and generally have fun on!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;You've probably seen them on the zurich bank advert or a couple of weeks ago on some saturday night talent show (I forget what it's called, I saw it on youtube.) and more recently on blue peter.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;Anyway, that's my new hobby, I now own a pair and sooner or later I'll describe how much agony I'm in when I REALLY hurt myself (unlike last week when I just stretched the ligament in my knee.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;Go look at my youtube and see anything labeled&amp;nbsp;northern meet or flip attempts,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;you'll get the idea.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;For now, here's the knee ligament stretching excercise:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNj8oVW49fU"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNj8oVW49fU&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://trig.com/chat_files/smilies/yuck.gif" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 22:23:11 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>dogma666</author>
      <link>http://trig.com/dogma666/blog/2007/3/16/post/13961</link>
      <category>bocking</category>
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      <title>new shit</title>
      <description>hmmm, so I'm new here, I have no idea what I'm doing. I wonder how long it will be before all the emo 12 year olds start screwing it over like myspaz? I'll sit back and enjoy the silence for now....</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 22:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
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