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FREEZING YOUR BALLS OFF YOUR BRASS MONKEY?
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It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The best storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which rest...
A Few Things Girls Don't Know About Guys
- Published: 3 days ago
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Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (Oh yeah….you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys….you're a HOE)
"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ Two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
Guys may be flirting around all day but before...
"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ Two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
Guys may be flirting around all day but before...
For DF
- Published: 3 days ago
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The feelings i felt
I realised now they were so wrong
With all the cards i was dealt
They were strong.
What was i thinking,
Could this be real?
Into a lie i was sinking -
Sinking fast, my fate was sealed.
Signs i should have read
I should have seen
In this bed,
Is where i lie
Remembering scene after scene.
I was ...
I realised now they were so wrong
With all the cards i was dealt
They were strong.
What was i thinking,
Could this be real?
Into a lie i was sinking -
Sinking fast, my fate was sealed.
Signs i should have read
I should have seen
In this bed,
Is where i lie
Remembering scene after scene.
I was ...
45 Things a Girl Would Die For..
- Published: 10 days ago
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1- touch her waist
2- talk to her
3- share secrets
4- give her your jacket
5- kiss her slowly
6- hug her
7- hold her
8- laugh with her
9- invite her somewhere
10- let her be with you when you're with your friends
11- smile with her
12- take pics with her
13- pull her onto your lap
14- when she says s...
2- talk to her
3- share secrets
4- give her your jacket
5- kiss her slowly
6- hug her
7- hold her
8- laugh with her
9- invite her somewhere
10- let her be with you when you're with your friends
11- smile with her
12- take pics with her
13- pull her onto your lap
14- when she says s...
Which Food Are You?
- Published: 31 days ago
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R-A-S-B-E-R-R-Y
If you are taken
C - H - E - R - R - Y
If you kinda like someone and not sure how
they feel about you
A-P-P-L-E
If youre in a relationship and you love the guy/girl so much
that you never ever want to lose them no matter what,
you would do anything for them
G - R - A - P - E
If youre siingle an...
If you are taken
C - H - E - R - R - Y
If you kinda like someone and not sure how
they feel about you
A-P-P-L-E
If youre in a relationship and you love the guy/girl so much
that you never ever want to lose them no matter what,
you would do anything for them
G - R - A - P - E
If youre siingle an...
What Does Your Sign Say About You?
- Published: 36 days ago
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Which ONE are you?
I'm Virgo and it's true.
CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at time...
I'm Virgo and it's true.
CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at time...
Worlds' Funniest Joke
- Published: 43 days ago
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The winning joke, which has been attributed to Spike Milligan,[2] was submitted by Gurpal Gosall of Manchester:
| “ | Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He ... |
Blondes...
- Published: 43 days ago
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I KNEW A BLONDE THAT WAS SOOO STUPID THAT:
.. she tried to drowned a fish
.. she called me to get my phone number.
.. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said, "concentrate."
.. she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
.. she tried to put M&...
.. she tried to drowned a fish
.. she called me to get my phone number.
.. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said, "concentrate."
.. she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
.. she tried to put M&...
Find Someone
- Published: 44 days ago
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Find a guy/girl who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him/her, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy/girl who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his/...
Life
- Published: 44 days ago
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Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is bliss, taste it.
Life is a dream, realise it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfil it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, a...
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is bliss, taste it.
Life is a dream, realise it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfil it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, a...
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