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evanescence

18 year old Female from Adelaide, South Australia, Australia. 162 friends

Half Heaven, Half Heartache

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Listing posts from Thursday of October, 2007

THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY

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 10.     I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
  9.     While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
  8.     I think hairy butts are really sexy.
  7.     Her tits are just too big.
  6.     Sometimes I just want to be held.
  5.     That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.
  4.     Sure I'd l...

THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY:

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 10.   Could our relationship be more physical?  I'm tired of just being
       friends.
  9.   Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that
       way.
  8.   I think hairy butts are really sexy.
  7.   Hey, get a whiff of that one.
  6.   Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the...

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Men (and what they mean..)

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   10. I think of you as a sister
         (You're ugly)

   9.  There's a slight difference in our ages
         (You're ugly)

   8.  I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way
         (You're ugly)

   7.  My life is too complicated right now.
         (You're ugly)

   6.  I've got a girlfriend
         (You're ...

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Women (and what they actually mean...)

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   10. I think of you as a brother.
         (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in
          "Deliverance")

   9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
         (You are one Jurassic geezer.)

   8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way
         (You ...