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evanescence

17 year old Female from Adelaide, South Australia, Australia. 157 friends

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Listing posts from Friday of February, 2008

Two Friends

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A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE." The...

Computer-eating Grandma

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The computer swallowed grandma. 
Yes, honestly its true!

She pressed 'control' and 'enter'  

And disappeared from view. 

It devoured her completely,
 
The thought just makes me squirm.

She must have caught a virus
 
Or been eaten by a worm.


I've  searched through the recycle bin  

And  files of ev...

Worse Things Could Happen

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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With
the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
read the letter.


Dear...

A Beautiful Story

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T he brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in suburban Brooklyn , arrived in early October excited about their opportunities. When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal to have everything done in time to h...

Don't Quit

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When the house lights dimmed and the concert was about to begin, the mother returned to her seat and discovered that the child was missing.  Suddenly, the curtains parted and spotlights focused on the impressive Steinway on stage. In horror, the mother saw her little boy sitting at the keyboard, inn...