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The Sammy Song

evanescence — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 05:57:36 +0000


	For the people in love wiht SUPERNATURAL on tele. this song is for you. Now they should do one for Dean because he's just as sexy too! lol Here's a Sammy There's a Sammy And a little baby Sammy Naked Sammy Silly Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, Dean Is it very late now? Is John oh so old? Is it made of iron? Werewolf, Hookman, Cold I dress like a slutty nurse Jo will kick your ass I think you should get some sleep Your eyes are at half mast Did you ever see a Sammy Kiss a Sammy Hug a Sammy Sammy, Sammy, Bobby Sammy, Ellen, Sammy, Dean Scary Sammy Sexy Sammy Not a Sammy, Granny, Sammy Sammy in a car I saw a Sammy, Sammy, Dean I was once a vampire I lived down the hall But I never saw the way... Be wary of the dolls I was only three years dead But I'm not too mean Time for me to go to bed And have dreams of Dean.

Fall For You by Secondhand Serenade lyrics

evanescence — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 05:55:22 +0000

The best thing about tonight's that we're not fighting
Could it be that we have been this way before?
I know you don't think that I am trying
I know you're wearing thin down to the core

But hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you's impossible to find
You're impossible to find

This is not what I intended
I always swore to you I'd never fall apart
You always thought that I was stronger
I may have failed, but I have loved you from the start

Oh, but hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you's impossible to find
It's impossible

So breathe in so deep
Breathe me in, I'm yours to keep
And hold on to your words 'cause talk is cheap
And remember me tonight when you're asleep

Because tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you's impossible to find
Tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you's impossible to find
You're impossible to find

The Truth by KL

evanescence — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:20:13 +0000

I know the truth,

I wish I didn’t

I thought I knew you better,

As if you would

But I don’t.

You did the worst

Betrayed my feelings

Betrayed my trust

You don’t even know

You wouldn’t care.

Rather believe a lie than know the truth

Sit around than get up and move

Rather have my fantasies than reality

Dreams are better than none

She’s not real

She’s not me

What are you thinking?

Who are you kidding?

What are you doing?

Your Heart, My Heart By KL

evanescence — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:18:45 +0000

I don’t want much

Just your heart

I’d keep it beating

Break it not apart

Will you break mine?

If i gave it to you?

Would you cross the line

And break it in two?

I can’t give you my heart

It is broken –

Broken apart

Is there anything to do?

My heart will remain

Safe and sound

But in pain

Without you.

The Love Song by J. Alfred Prufrock

evanescence — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 05:32:14 +0000


LET us go then, you and I,
When the evening is spread out against the sky
Like a patient etherised upon a table;
Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets,
The muttering retreats	5
Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels
And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells:
Streets that follow like a tedious argument
Of insidious intent
To lead you to an overwhelming question …	10
Oh, do not ask, “What is it?”
Let us go and make our visit.

In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo.

The yellow fog that rubs its back upon the window-panes,	15
The yellow smoke that rubs its muzzle on the window-panes
Licked its tongue into the corners of the evening,
Lingered upon the pools that stand in drains,
Let fall upon its back the soot that falls from chimneys,
Slipped by the terrace, made a sudden leap,	20
And seeing that it was a soft October night,
Curled once about the house, and fell asleep.

And indeed there will be time
For the yellow smoke that slides along the street,
Rubbing its back upon the window-panes;	25
There will be time, there will be time
To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet;
There will be time to murder and create,
And time for all the works and days of hands
That lift and drop a question on your plate;	30
Time for you and time for me,
And time yet for a hundred indecisions,
And for a hundred visions and revisions,
Before the taking of a toast and tea.

In the room the women come and go	35
Talking of Michelangelo.

And indeed there will be time
To wonder, “Do I dare?” and, “Do I dare?”
Time to turn back and descend the stair,
With a bald spot in the middle of my hair—	40
[They will say: “How his hair is growing thin!”]
My morning coat, my collar mounting firmly to the chin,
My necktie rich and modest, but asserted by a simple pin—
[They will say: “But how his arms and legs are thin!”]
Do I dare	45
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.

For I have known them all already, known them all:—
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,	50
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?

And I have known the eyes already, known them all—	55
The eyes that fix you in a formulated phrase,
And when I am formulated, sprawling on a pin,
When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall,
Then how should I begin
To spit out all the butt-ends of my days and ways?	60
And how should I presume?

And I have known the arms already, known them all—
Arms that are braceleted and white and bare
[But in the lamplight, downed with light brown hair!]
It is perfume from a dress	65
That makes me so digress?
Arms that lie along a table, or wrap about a shawl.
And should I then presume?
And how should I begin? . . . . .
Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets	70
And watched the smoke that rises from the pipes
Of lonely men in shirt-sleeves, leaning out of windows?…

I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas. . . . . .
And the afternoon, the evening, sleeps so peacefully!	75
Smoothed by long fingers,
Asleep … tired … or it malingers,
Stretched on the floor, here beside you and me.
Should I, after tea and cakes and ices,
Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis?	80
But though I have wept and fasted, wept and prayed,
Though I have seen my head [grown slightly bald] brought in upon a platter,
I am no prophet—and here’s no great matter;
I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,
And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,	85
And in short, I was afraid.

And would it have been worth it, after all,
After the cups, the marmalade, the tea,
Among the porcelain, among some talk of you and me,
Would it have been worth while,	90
To have bitten off the matter with a smile,
To have squeezed the universe into a ball
To roll it toward some overwhelming question,
To say: “I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all”—	95
If one, settling a pillow by her head,
Should say: “That is not what I meant at all.
That is not it, at all.”

And would it have been worth it, after all,
Would it have been worth while,	100
After the sunsets and the dooryards and the sprinkled streets,
After the novels, after the teacups, after the skirts that trail along the floor—
And this, and so much more?—
It is impossible to say just what I mean!
But as if a magic lantern threw the nerves in patterns on a screen:	105
Would it have been worth while
If one, settling a pillow or throwing off a shawl,
And turning toward the window, should say:
“That is not it at all,
That is not what I meant, at all.” . . . . .	110
No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,	115
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous—
Almost, at times, the Fool.

I grow old … I grow old …	120
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

I do not think that they will sing to me.	125

I have seen them riding seaward on the waves
Combing the white hair of the waves blown back
When the wind blows the water white and black.

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown	130
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

Quotes and Pick-up Put-downs.

evanescence — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 05:45:19 +0000

Noah was an amateur; the Titanic was built by professionals.
Malcolm Allison.

Television is chewing gum for the mind.
Frank Lloyd Wright.

If you’re afraid of loneliness, don‘t marry.
Anton Chekhov.

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Samuel Butler.

Men are like car alarms – they both make a lot o noise no one listens to.
Diana Jordan.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
Sacha Guitry.

The only way to get rid of cockroaches is to tell them you want a long
term relationship.
Jasmine Birtles.

The weaker sex are the stronger sex because of the weakness of the
stronger sex for the weaker sex.
Anon.

I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Anon.

Macho does not prove mucho.
Zsa Zsa Gabor.

I married beneath me, all women do.
Nancy Astor.

After a man is married he has a legal right to deceive only one woman.
Edgar Howe.

Holy Deadlock.
A.P Herbert

Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
Mae West.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
Helen Rowland.

Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
Fran Lebowitz.

The consumer isn’t a moron; she is your wife.
David Ogilvy.

Hardware is the part of the computer than be kicked.
Jeff Pesis.

Never let the facts get in the way of a good story.
Anon.

I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
Anon.

Patience: a minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.
Ambrose Bierce.

I have a previous engagement which I will make as soon as possible.
John Barrymore (to an unwanted invitation).

Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that somebody may be looking.
H.L Mencken.

If it squirms, it’s biology; if it stinks, it’s chemistry; if it doesn’t
work, it’s physics and if you can’t understand it, it’s mathematics.
Magnus Pyke.

Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
P.J O’Rourke.

Excuse, my leg has gone to sleep – do you mind if I join it?
Alexander Woolcott (to a person boring him at a party).

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx.

I do desire we may be better as strangers.
William Shakespeare.

He’s a real big gun – of small caliber and immense bore.
Anon.

I don’t know why she has such objections to birth control; she’s a living
argument for it.
Anon.

He lights up a room when he leaves it.
Anon.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Oscar Wilde.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Mark Twain.

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you’re not fit
enough to do it, it’s along walk home.
Anon.

The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.
H.G Wells.

Reality: a delusion created by an alcohol deficiency.
Anon.

His favourite drink is the next one.
Anon.

But I’m not so think as you drunk I am.
J.C Squire.

I never drink water- look at the way it rusts pipes.
W.C Fields.

If you want the last word in an argument say: “I expect you’re right.”
Anon.

You cannot underestimate the intelligence of the American people.
H.L Mencken.

There are only two classes of person in New South Wales – those who have
been convicted and those who ought to have been.
Lachlan MacQuarie.

Some people go to church only when they are being baptized, married or
buried – hatched, matched or dispatched.
James Hewett.

Don’t worry about senility – when it hits you, you won’t know it.
Bill Cosby.

If I wanted to hear the pitter patter of tiny feet I would put shoes on my
cat.
Anon.

I don’t believe in smacking my children – I just use the cattle prod.
Jenny Eclaire.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mac West.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Gloria Steinem.

Old MacDonald was dyslexic, IEIEO.
Billy Connolly.

Reality is for people who can’t face drugs.
Laurence Peter.

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Steven Wright.

I’ll give it to you in two words: im possible.
Samuel Goldwyn.

Bambi – see the movie! Eat the cast!
Henry Kelly.

The doctors X-Rayed my head and found nothing.
Dizzy Dean.

When I want you opinion I’ll give it to you.
Samuel Goldwyn.

Churchill was sent two tickets to the opening of George Bernard Shaw’s new
lay with the message: Bring a friend – if you have one
Churchill replied that he was otherwise engaged but would like to see the
play’s second performance:
If there is one.

I enjoyed your book, who wrote it for you?
Darling, I’m so glad you liked it. Who read it to you?

How about coming back to my place?
Can two people fit under a rock?

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Unfertilized.

No woman ever made a fool of me.
Who did then?

I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.

I would go to the end of the world for you.
Yeah, but would you stay there?

You Don't Know by Michael Buble

evanescence — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 04:56:02 +0000

You give your hand to me
And then you say hello
And I can hardly speak
My heart is beating so
And anyone can tell
You think you know me well
Well, you don't know me

No, you don't know the one
Who dreams of you at night
And longs to kiss your lips
And longs to hold you tight
Oh, I'm just a friend
That's all I've ever been
'Cause you don't know me

For I never knew
The art of making love
Though my heart aches
With love for you
Afraid and shy
I let my chance go by
A chance that you might
Love me, too

You give your hand to me
And then you say good-bye
I watch you walk away
Beside the lucky guy
Oh, you'll never know
The one who loves you so
Well, you don't know me

For I never knew
The art of making love
Though my heart aches
With love for you
Afraid and shy
I let my chance go by
A chance that you might
Love me, too

You give your hand to me
And then you say good-bye
I watch you walk away
Beside the lucky guy
Oh, you'll never know
The one who loves you so
You don't know me
You'll never know
The one who loves you so
Well, you don't know me

Do You Know? by Enrique Iglesias

evanescence — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 04:54:58 +0000

Do you know
Do you know,
Do you know,

Do you know?

Do you know what it feels like loving someone that’s in a rush to throw you away?
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?

If birds flying south is a sign of changes
At least you can predict this every year.
Love, you never know the minute it ends suddenly
I cant get it to speak
Maybe finding all the things it took to save us
I could fix the pain that bleeds inside of me
Look in your eyes to see something about me
I’m standing on the edge and I don’t know what else to give.

Do you know what it feels like loving someone that’s in a rush to throw you away.
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed.

How can I love you How can I love you How can I love you . . . .
If you just don’t talk to me, babe.

I flow through my act
The question is she needed
And decide all the man I can ever be.
Looking at the last 3 years like I did,
I could never see us ending like this.
Seeing your face no more on my pillow
Is a scene that’s never happened to me.
But after this episode I don’t see, you could never tell the next thing life could be

Do you know what it feels like loving someone that’s in a rush to throw you away.
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed.

Do you know,
Do you know,

Do you know….

I Wish I Was Your Lover by Enrique Iglesias

evanescence — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 04:52:34 +0000

You know I got this feeling that I just can't hide
I try to tell you how I feel
I try to tell you but I'm me
Words don't come easily
When you get close I share them

I watch you when you smile
I watch you when you cry
And I still don't understand
I can't find the way to tell you

I wish I was your lover
I wish that you were mine
Baby I got this feeling
That I just can't hide

Don't try to run away
There's many things I wanna say
No matter how it ends
Just hold me when I tell you

I wish I was your lover
I wish that you were mine
Baby I got this feeling
That I just can't hide

I wish I was your lover
I wish that you were mine
Baby I got this feeling
That I just can't hide

Oh I need is a miracle
Oh baby all I need is you
All I need is a love you give
Oh baby all I need is you
Baby you

I wish I was your lover
I wish that you were mine
Baby I got this feeling
That I just can't hide

I wish I was your lover ( I wish I was your lover)
I wish that you were mine
Baby I got this feeling
That I just can't hide

I wish I was your lover
I wish that you were mine
Baby I got this feeling
That I just can't hide

Just wanna be your lover
Just wanna be the one
Let me be the lover
Let me be the one
Yeah Yeah

Somebody's Me by Enrique Iglesias

evanescence — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 04:51:18 +0000

You, do you remember me?
Like I remember you?
Do you spend your life
Going back in your mind to that time?
Because I, I walk the streets alone
I hate being on my own
And everyone can see that I really fell
And I'm going through hell
Thinking about you with somebody else

[CHORUS]
Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can't breath without you, it's lonely
Somebody hopes that one day you will see
That Somebody's Me [2x]

How, How could we go wrong
It was so good and now it's gone
And I pray at night that our paths soon will cross
And what we had isn't lost
Cause you're always right here in my thoughts

[Chorus]
Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can't breath without you, it's lonely
Somebody hopes that one day you will see
That Somebody's Me [2x]

You'll always be in my life
Even if I'm not in your life
Because you're in my memory
You, will you remember me
And before you set me free
Oh listen please

[Chorus]
Somebody wants you
Somebody needs you
Somebody dreams about you every single night
Somebody can't breath without you, it's lonely
Somebody hopes that one day you will see
That Somebody's Me [5x]

MOTHER

evanescence — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 01:08:04 +0000

This is a poem that misspiggyfan and I absolutely love. From the play Ruby Moon, this poem is read out by Sonny Jim, an ex-solider that got shot in the leg who has an overprotective mother. If you think it’s not funny or amusing, you’re reading it wrong.

Shut up

Stop talking to me

Leave me alone

Will you

Get out of my room

I’m not in your womb

Anymore…

Shut up

Shut up!

…I love you.

Cat's In The Kettle

evanescence — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 23:38:22 +0000

Did you ever think when you eat Chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese?
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mien
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork
He's purrin' here on my fork

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough boys
They fry it real crisp in dough.

Chow Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin' up his buddy at the old pet store
I said 'Not today, I lost my appetite'
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight.

I was suckin on a roll-aid and a tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew boy
And that is when I knew

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eating there at noon
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purrin there on my fork
There's a hair ball on my fork

FREEZING YOUR BALLS OFF YOUR BRASS MONKEY?

evanescence — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:22:21 +0000

It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The best storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which rested on sixteen.
Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others.
The solution was a metal plate with 16 round indentations, called, for reasons unknown, a Monkey. But if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make them of brass - hence, Brass Monkeys.
Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey.
Thus, it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. And all this time, you thought that was just a vulgar expression, didn't you? You must send this fabulous bit of historical knowledge to at least a few uneducated friends.

A Few Things Girls Don't Know About Guys

evanescence — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:57:56 +0000

Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (Oh yeah….you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys….you're a HOE)

"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ Two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.
Unless they're going for the “let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are” method.

A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

Guys get jealous easily.

Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..Uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

Girls are guys' weaknesses.

Guys are very open about themselves.It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

Guys will brag about anything.

Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

Try to be as straightforward as possible. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

Guys don't really have final decisions. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

Guys like femininity not feebleness.

Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do unless Ur dating then he wont punch hard and just likes to let u win just to see u smile

A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of us.

We don't like girls who are too skinny.

We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like whether it's a one time deal or not .

Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to. it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours...

When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually.

Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.

Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..It means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.

Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible. guys who are taken spend every night in bed thinking about you because to a guy he's girl is he's one true love and if a guy loses that love it will crush him it has such an effect on him that the guy can't go on with he's life because he's heart which has been opened has now been broken so don't hurt us guys.

For DF by KL

evanescence — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:35:23 +0000

The feelings i felt
I realised now they were so wrong
With all the cards i was dealt
They were strong.

What was i thinking,
Could this be real?
Into a lie i was sinking -
Sinking fast, my fate was sealed.

Signs i should have read
I should have seen
In this bed,
Is where i lie
Remembering scene after scene.

I was so stupid
It's now surreal
To be hit by Cupid,
It wasn't even real.

The damage is done
What to do?
It was a little fun
But for who?

45 Things a Girl Would Die For..

evanescence — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:23:51 +0000

1- touch her waist
2- talk to her
3- share secrets
4- give her your jacket
5- kiss her slowly
6- hug her
7- hold her
8- laugh with her
9- invite her somewhere
10- let her be with you when you're with your friends
11- smile with her
12- take pics with her
13- pull her onto your lap
14- when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15- when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved
16- always hug her and say i love you when you see her
17- kiss her unexpectedly
18- HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19- tell her shes beautiful, not sexy!
20- tell her the way you feel about her!
21- kiss her on the lips
22- DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff
23- TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD
24- make her feel loved
25- buy her stuff. small things can still help
26- DON'T LIE TO HER.
27- DON'T CHEAT ON HER.
28- take her anywhere she wants
29- txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day and how much you miss her
30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you
31. Hold her close when she's cold and she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the tip of her nose
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin
up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while
you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible
41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night
44. Always Remind her how much you love her.
45. for u to repost this with her name on it youll never know when she needs just a little more love

Which Food Are You?

evanescence — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 06:21:02 +0000

R-A-S-B-E-R-R-Y
If you are taken

C - H - E - R - R - Y
If you kinda like someone and not sure how
they feel about you

A-P-P-L-E
If youre in a relationship and you love the guy/girl so much
that you never ever want to lose them no matter what,
you would do anything for them

G - R - A - P - E
If youre siingle and loving it

C-O-C-O-N-U-T
If your single and living life
and just having fun

L - E - M - O - N
If you are about to give up

B-A-N-A-N-A
If you are taken and confused

P - I - N- E - A - P - P - L - E
If you are just taking life as it comes

W- A - T - E - R - M - E - L - O - N
If you were left at birth, then taken by elves
and you are now fighting crime with a candy cane

S - T - R - A - W - B - E - R - R - Y
If you like someone and they like you back
but you aren't going out right now

M-A-N-G-O
You are close to not caring anymore

B-L-U-E-B-E-R-R-Y
If you are happy with the way things are right now
but wouldnt mind having someone to love
in your life.But for the most part just chill and have fun
living life

C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E
If you want a girlfriend/boyfriend so bad

W-O-L-L-Y-P-O-P
if you have the worst love life ever!!!
you've given up!!!

What Does Your Sign Say About You?

evanescence — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:26:58 +0000

Which ONE are you?
I'm Virgo and it's true.

CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they Want.

AQUARIUS- The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

ARIES- The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS- The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable But needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.

VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators Very gullible.

SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Very energetic Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

Worlds' Funniest Joke

evanescence — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 02:25:00 +0000

The winning joke, which has been attributed to Spike Milligan,^[2] was submitted by Gurpal Gosall of Manchester:

“

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

”

The second place finisher and early leader was this joke, submitted by Geoff Anandappa of Blackpool:

“

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

”

While this was the top joke in the UK:

“

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

”

In Australia the top joke was as follows:

“

A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."

”

FROM WWW.WIKIPEDIA.COM

Blondes...

evanescence — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 02:17:06 +0000

I KNEW A BLONDE THAT WAS SOOO STUPID THAT:

.. she tried to drowned a fish

.. she called me to get my phone number.

.. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said, "concentrate."

.. she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

.. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

.. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

.. she thought a quarterback was a refund.

.. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

.. she tripped over a cordless phone.

.. she took a ruler to bedto see how long she slept.

.. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

.. she studied for a blood test.

.. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

.. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

.. she covered herself with clay thinking that it would be like a free mud bath and the clay hardened, she got stuck.

.. when she missed the 44 bus, she tookthe 22 bus twice instead.

.. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said Airport Left"
she turned around and went home

.. she got run over by a parked car

Find Someone

evanescence — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:48:42 +0000

Find a guy/girl who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him/her, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy/girl who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his/her friends, wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he/she cares about you and how lucky he/she is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his/her friends and says,"...that's her/him."

Life

evanescence — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:47:25 +0000

Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is bliss, taste it.
Life is a dream, realise it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfil it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.
Life is life, fight for it

Girls.

evanescence — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:45:20 +0000

When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL lays on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a GIRL says I love you, She means it.
When a GIRL says, "I miss you," No one in this world can miss you more than that!!

My Deformities BY KL.

evanescence — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 06:10:17 +0000

My deformities are growing. 

First a tooth missing now a black eye. 

What will my crush think? 

I’m some sort of deformed human? 

Maybe he’ll think I’m not human at all. 

How will I face him? 

Everyone will laugh me out of the room! 

He’ll gaze upon me with pity and a look of sorrow in his eyes. 

I don’t want his pity or his sorrow, but what if that’s all I receive from him? 



No admiration? 



No look of desire? 



I could not bear it! 



What will happen if I lose another tooth or an arm? 

My crush will ignore me and I’ll never be loved. 

I’m a disgrace to the family name and my family will disown me for no man will court me. 

I’m a disgrace from to women everywhere. 

I’ll be an old spinster and live in the family home for the rest of my dying days. 

Kids will call me names and create legends of that 'old biddy in that huge house.'

I will never show my face again.

See You Again By Miley Cyrus.

evanescence — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:12:26 +0000

I am NOT a Hannah Montanna fanatic but i love this song. This song kinda reflects what i'm going through now.

I got my sights set on you and I'm ready to aim
I have a heart that will never be tamed
I knew you were something special
When you spoke my name
Now I can't wait to see you again.

I've got a way of knowing when something is right
I feel like I must have known you in another life
Cause I felt this deep connection when you looked in my eyes
Now I can't wait to see you again

The last time I freaked out
I just kept looking down
I st-st-stuttered when you asked me what I'm thinking about
Felt like I couldn't breath
You asked what's wrong with me
My best friend Lesley said "Oh she's just being Miley"
The next time we hang out
I will redeem myself
My heart can't rest till then
Woh woh I
I can't wait to see you again

I got this crazy feeling, deep inside
When you called and asked to see me tomorrow night
I'm not a mind reader but I'm reading the signs
That you can't wait to see me again

The last time I freaked out
I just kept looking down
I st-st-stuttered when you asked me what I'm thinking about
Felt like I couldn't breath
You asked what's wrong with me
My best friend Lesley said "Oh she's just being Miley"
The next time we hang out
I will redeem myself
My heart can't rest till then
Woh woh I
I can't wait to see you again

I got my sights set on you and I'm ready to aim

The last time I freaked out
I just kept looking down
I st-st-stuttered when you asked me what I'm thinking about
Felt like I couldn't breath
You asked what's wrong with me
My best friend Lesley said "Oh she's just being Miley"
The next time we hang out
I will redeem myself
My heart can't rest till then
Woh woh I
I can't wait to see you again

Woh woh I
I can't wait to see you again.