X-X

X-X is a band, so to speak, spawned out of NW Ohio in the early 00's. Known by many different names, the band has known many different names within its roster, all unwittingly. The present day namesake still to this day has never really been confirmed by locals. Some people quote the founder had too many failed girlfriends and said in a drunken slurred fit of stupidity that "They're all f-ckin Ex's minus the sex." Another account describes past bassist Joe Cantu, after sniffing a pair of panties he stole from a friend's sister's underwear drawer (drinking JD), passed out on the garage floor yelling "Suck on this!" And everyone in the band thought he said "X-X" and because they were so stoned out of their fckn minds they thought he had an einstein breakthrough on a whole NEW concept of pantysniffing. Who really knows huh? The band is not so much a concept dreamt up uniquely, because the band members liked too many different kinds of music. Who wants to stick to one kind of BS style of music? Music is a mutt. Purebreds not allowed. Commercial Spoonfed lick our balls. That is X-X. A.K.A Mutilated Barb-E Dolls, Kitty Litter, Disfuxtional, Hairy Bushed Nuns, To Process And Serve, and the list goes on... Gossip BS: Billy prefers to play in his bathroom, he likes the acoustics. Keith prefers his party liquors which include Jager and various types of Schnapp's. Joe, former bandmate, has married and smells his wife's panties on a daily basis. Good luck bro with the new band in Norwalk. Hey Bro, a former unwanted MALE groupie, finally decided not to stick out his chest and actually lifts weights now. Former drummer Jamie and Billy actually did show up to a HS X-mas concert in dresses. Not to be effeminate, just to do it for school spirit... yeah fkn right. Billy does not live on the streets of PC anymore nor does he live in the woods, he actually lives in a house now. Keith's father has many many old school punk rock albums on vinyl which we all hope to someday transfer to digital (with the scratches intact). Another solid piece of gossip bs is that Billy does actually play violin. According to him, his parents wouldn't endorse the whole guitar thing and he decided violin was the closest thing. He was Concertmaster in HS, although his college teachers deemed him more a violent emotional player, than a technical player. His only thing that led him to the college platform was his ear and his passion. Which is something he preaches everyday, that technical prowess doesn't surpass the emotion behind music whatsoever. Music is inside the musician. One of our songs will have strings incorporated, of which Billy will be playing (he plays not only violin, but bass, viola, and cello). P.S. Billy also got booted out of college for punching a University Popo (for pushing him).  Keith's Dad, a punk rock librarian (he has a shitload of vinyl) and music junkie, named him after Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones.