Chris Paul

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP PEOPLE.

YAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Feeling pretty metal after a sweet day at the Sounds of the Underground tour with Jill and Danny. Oh man, got to see Devil Wears Prada, Darkest Hour, All that Remains, Shadows Fall, and Everytime I Die. All That Remains rocked my fucking cock and everyone else's too. One of the best live bands I've ever seen. Such a sweet metally day.

IN OTHER NEWS. I'm back on stage July 24th. My comedy took a seat on the back burner this past month due to my job, but I'm back on track now. I've been writing a bit, and I'm really psyched to get back on stage and keep pluggin' along. Pluggin' along? I'm retarded.

IN EVEN MORE NEWS. ACTV launched. Hooray! I'm happy, you're happy, everybody is happy. Check out the site and make sure to keep checkin' back cuz we're gonna have some more entertaining stuff up in the near future. I know right now it seems like a bunch of ad-type pieces for restaurants, but we're workin' on some good shit. Plus I'm turning a movie about 4 guys and poker into a TV show for the site. Should be good times. ACTION JUNKIES. YES.

I was out in the sun all day. I'M DONE TYPING NOW.