Chris Paul

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Blog post 'Calm before the storm...'

Calm before the storm...

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No wrestling or MMA stuff today. Just random musings in true Blog fashion. 

New Year's came and went and I had the worst hangover ever. Kids, don't mix Jack, Gin, Beer, and Carrot Sticks. not a good idea. i was throwing up til 2 in the afternoon then i finally passed out. AND i feel like i tore my shoulder out of the socket from playing Wii bowling, Wii tennis, and Wii baseball.

I feel Wiitarded. Fun system though. They've come a long way since the whole red/blue wireless controllers for the original Nintendo. Those were great though and they emitted more radiation than Chernobyl I'm sure. A Chernobyl reference, yeah my stand-up career is flying high.

Speaking of stand-up, I'll be back on stage Jan. 6th in Point Pleasant, and Jan. 13th in Montclair. I'm actually nervous again to get back on stage after a month. I don't know how much longer I'm going to be doing stand-up so get out to see me when you can. I'm going to be super busy with my new website when it launches.

Speaking of my website, anybody like working for hope? I've got a video project in the works, and I'll probably need some people who want to do some comedic acting. If you're interested, send me a message. I'll probably start filming in about two weeks, there's no budget, it's for fun, but I promise you, I don't forget about the people who come through for me. 

Oh man, Conan O'Brien is spinning his wedding ring, he's bearded, and he keeps talking about water. He needs some writers. Leno was actually better without his writers. Maybe Jay should write some stuff for Conan. We are truly in bizarro world. 

And Dunkin Donuts has new Milky Way flavored hot chocolate. Do yourself a favor and try it. It tastes like a melted candy bar. It warmed the cockles of my heart. 

Last but not least, never forget Stryper. I'm out.

2008, Behold the rise of the EMPIRE....

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    Okay never mix Beer with ANYTHING. haha That was your downfall. Sounds like you had a great time though. Or was it really the carrot sticks that got you in the end.