grandphoenix

Don't you hate when you're like... sleepin' and then you wake up cuz you've gotta go to the bathroom so you're walkin and you get there, you turn the light on and teh fuckin Devil is sitting right there and you're like... great... I just shat myself... fuckin awesome. Cuz the Devil is scary... motherfucker

 Don't you hate it when like... you're playing a game and you're enjoying the game and then you beat... the game... and then you're like AWESOME. And the credits roll by and then there's a BONUS LEVEL and you're like AWESOME!! And you play it... and you BEAT it which leads to a cinematic that ends with "TO BE CONTINUED" and you're like CRAYZEE GHOOD!! And so you read an article saying that they're working on and ready to release the sequel to the game... and you're like FUCKIN COOL
 So you wait a few months, right? And you havent seen the game so you check online and it says "GAYMM CANCILL'D" and you're like wtf, mate? And all of a sudden, a game you were waiting for gets fucked in the asshole even though it was better than Halo... awesome...

 Don't you hate it when you're shopping at Penny's and fuckin... you're hiding in the clothing rack because you're weird like that and you have "the antisocial, lonly moments" where you've gotta be alone and sorta squat and hope nobody bothers you... and you've gotta like hide from everyone in the store and you make a game out of it... and like... some fat lady comes over and opens the rack up and is like "HEY... THERES A KID IN HERE... KID GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!!" and you just wanna tell her 'NO' but she's fat so it's like... do it or she'll eat you... and you're like gawddaym.

 Don't you hate it when you're sittin on the toilet and then out of nowhere TOILET SNAKE and you've got venom in your balls (or vagina, if you've got one)(some people have both). And you've gotta go to the hospital and, of course, they can never just give you the antidote; they've gotta bring like 50 doctors in because they find it funny that there was a rattlesnake in some kids bathroom that bit his balls... awesome...

 Don't you hate it when a week later BAM!! Scorpions... you just finished checking the water for toilet snakes but you didn't... check... for... SCORPIONS UNDER THE SEAT and you sit down and, out of nowhere, *STING!!* Anddd... they getcha!! And then you're back in the hospital explianing why you need antivenon for your balls.

 Don't you hate it when I talk about nothing but my balls? I mean it's downright nasty... but hey... I love them

 Don't you hate it when it's 2:25 and even though I enjoy entertaining you guys, I have to get to bed or I'll die? yeah me too...

see ya in a little bit...