Blog post 'Zombie Survival Guide'
Zombie Survival Guide
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ahhhhhhh zombies are after my dead brain!!!!
Have you ever played any Resident Evil games?
yep
(If you answered no, you are already on thin ice.)
Weapon of Choice:
MACHINE GUN!! or flame thrower!
You have two liquor bottles, a rag, and a lighter, what do you do:
light it and through it its a bomb!!!!
Hunt alone, or assemble a team:
team fuck alone on this shit
What is the closest thing to you, that doubles as a weapon:
damnit im not safe in this room!... wait i got a knife!
Would you seek out the zombies, or let them come to you:
seek
Where would you hold up:
underground shack with lots of weapons and basic needs
If a friend/family member was to become a zombie, could you kill them:
hell ya i am not going down!
What would you do if you were bitten/infected:
blow my brains out!
Transportation of choice:
Could you sacrafice yourself to save your group:
fuck no!
If the world had an outbreak, would you still follow the laws:
fuck no!
What's the best way to take out zombies:
blow them up!
What would you wear:
shorts tank, gun belt, amo/gernade belt. knee shig boots with 2 knifes strapped to my legs, bandanda, large sunglasses, black gloves!!... yea i have thought about this before
What gear would go with you:
see above, and extra guns
Sneak around, or cut right though:
both!
Are you a guru of zombie films:
haha no
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- Trigs
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My turn!!
Have you ever played any Resident Evil games?
Res 3: Nemesis
Weapon of Choice:
Anything is better than nothing as long as its loaded!
You have two liquor bottles, a rag, and a lighter, what do you do:
Blow that shit up! Or get pissed, cry into the rag and use the lighter to spark up a cigarette before my impending death
Hunt alone, or assemble a team:
Alone, I'd feel too responsible for other people
What is the closest thing to you, that doubles as a weapon:
Heck I'm screwed...theres nothing. Talk about a health & safety hazard at work!
Would you seek out the zombies, or let them come to you:
Sneak with extreme caution!
Where would you hold up:
In the vinyl shop at Wolverhampton then at least I'd die happy!
If a friend/family member was to become a zombie, could you kill them:
no I'd keep em in the shed like Shaun Of The Dead and play games with em lol
What would you do if you were bitten/infected:
do myself in!
Transportation of choice:
Now where the heck will I get a tank from around here?
Could you sacrafice yourself to save your group:
I dunno...
If the world had an outbreak, would you still follow the laws:
Nope let's go looting!
What's the best way to take out zombies:
Remove the head!!
What would you wear:
I have no idea!
What gear would go with you:
as much as I can carry!
Sneak around, or cut right though:
Sneak
Are you a guru of zombie films:
Nope