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      <title>I Swear, I'm Not Dead!</title>
      <description>I know. I &lt;em&gt;know&lt;/em&gt;.&amp;nbsp;I &lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;KNOW&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt; Trust me, it's been a long freaking time since I updated this thing, but there's really nothing going on in my life.&lt;br /&gt;
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I tried to go back to school, but financial aid screwed me over. I hate the system. "Oh, you need higher education to get a better job!" Okay, fine, that I understand. But why the fuck would you tell someone that if they can't fucking afford it? Seriously, answer that! DON'T give me the "But there's financial aid" answer. Financial aid fucking SCREWED me over!&lt;br /&gt;
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I tried to go to a Nightwish concert with Laughy Puma, but that got cancelled. Damn Mexico City airport. The good news is, we're going to the one in Baltimore on September 26th with Shads! I'll finally get to meet her! YAY! I am so freaking excited! Just 110 more days, I think...something like that.&lt;br /&gt;
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Speaking of Baltimore, I had the idea to blast "Good Morning Baltimore" from the &lt;em&gt;Hairspray&lt;/em&gt;&amp;nbsp;soundtrack when we go down there!&lt;br /&gt;
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I still hate my job, but there's nothing really in the area. OH! The Fucking Psycho freaking quit last month, and boy, is her husband pissed off about it! Heh heh heh, glad I'm not her!&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm also going to visit my one sister in July. I can't wait! Dust might actually go with me this time! Since she bailed out on me in January! Well, she lives near King of Prussia, my favorite place to shop! Muahahaha! I can't wait for my stimulus check!&lt;br /&gt;
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Until next time...&lt;br /&gt;
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~~Liana~~</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 06:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>lost_butterfly</author>
      <link>http://trig.com/lost_butterfly/blog/2008/6/8/post/48802</link>
      <category>nightwish concert</category>
      <category>dust-n-li</category>
      <category>baltimore</category>
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      <title>Random</title>
      <description>Well tonight, the Pumas were supposed to have a little sleepover at Laughy Puma's apartment. Yes, supposed to. What happened? Dancing Puma decides to hang out with us for a bit, then go out for cigarettes. Okay, fine. Then Laughy, PWDKHTSU, and I notice that she's taking forever so we called her cell. Turns out, she decided to hang out with an 18-year-old kid she's trying to hook up with. You know, what the fuck? This was supposed to be a Girls' Night, damnit! Laughy Puma actually called her out on it (it's okay, they're sisters). Boy, was SHE pissed. Actually, we all were. Dancing Puma does this kind of shit all the time. When there's a guy in the picture, she forgets her friends. Well, next time, we're not including her. We're kicking her out of the group.&lt;br /&gt;
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I FINALLY managed to get Dust to go to Long Island next weekend. Haha, I fucking rock. We haven't spent time together since September! In Dust-n-Li terms, that's like a fucking lifetime. I just had a little part in getting those days off for her. Thank God the person who does her schedule loves me! LOL She was like, "I'm giving her the whole weekend off anyway. Take her with you." I had to tell her that I wasn't coming back until Monday. Then she said, "I'll give her that day off, too. And come on, we'll tell her." It was a pretty funny scene at the courtesy desk. But, yeah, after two years, I'm going back to Long Island to visit my family. Wow....I never thought I'd actually go there again after what happened last time. At least this time, Dust will be there and kick my brothers' asses if need be. She's an awesome frister.&lt;br /&gt;
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Backlash tickets go on sale next month. I'm so fucking excited. I know my mother doesn't want me to go to Baltimore, but I don't give a rat's ass. Shads' mother even said I could stay at her house when I go down&amp;nbsp;there, so it's not like I'm spending money on a fucking hotel. Ooooh, I can't wait!&lt;br /&gt;
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I was going to go to SmackDown this past Tuesday, but since everyone bailed out on me, I didn't. I did hear some interesting stories about that night though. Heh heh heh. But whether they're true or not, I don't know. And right now, I don't care!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Until next time...&lt;br /&gt;
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~~Liana~~</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 05:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>lost_butterfly</author>
      <link>http://trig.com/lost_butterfly/blog/2008/1/12/post/40806</link>
      <category>wrestling</category>
      <category>baltimore</category>
      <category>backlash</category>
      <category>dust-n-li</category>
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      <title>Someone Shoot Me</title>
      <description>Well, the Evanescence concert fucking rocked!&amp;nbsp;Crazy Monkey and I&amp;nbsp;got to meet Sick Puppies, which was a blast. Then I found out earlier today that the shirt I bought last night has a fucking giant hole in the back. Fucking sucks.&lt;br /&gt;
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I also found out today that Puma stepped down as assistant manager. I understand that. Really, I do. But then, Puma and Crazy Monkey are telling me that Monica (who shall now be known as Fucking Psycho) will be taking Puma's place. WTF? I fucking quit.&lt;br /&gt;
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So now, I'm looking for a new job. Any suggestions?&lt;br /&gt;
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Until next time...&lt;br /&gt;
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~~Liana~~</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>lost_butterfly</author>
      <link>http://trig.com/lost_butterfly/blog/2007/12/3/post/38538</link>
      <category>save me!</category>
      <category>new job</category>
      <category>evanescence concert</category>
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      <title>SmackDown, Evanescence, and Something Else...</title>
      <description>I know, it's been forever since I updated this thing. So much has been going on.&lt;br /&gt;
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Mom's collarbone is healing nicely. Thank God. She doesn't have another doctor's appointment for another 4-6 weeks.&lt;br /&gt;
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SmackDown/ECW tickets are going on sale this Saturday and as always, Dust, Goblin, Mikey, and I are going. We're hoping to get the same seats as last time. They fucking rocked. Shads might actually come up from Maryland to see this one, since we can get her autographs later in the night. That would be fucking sweet if she came here.&lt;br /&gt;
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Crazy Monkey and I are going to the Evanescence concert on Sunday in Wilkes-Barre. I'm so fucking psyched. Even though I'm going to be dead tired because I have to work until 10:30 the night before and then go back in at 9...meaning no sleep and I probably have to deal with the stupid people and a psychotic co-worker.&lt;br /&gt;
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Tomorrow is gonna be a girls day out. Crazy Monkey, Puma, Ness, and I are going to Wilkes-Barre (see a theme here?). La Tolteca, here we come!&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm also giving Puma my final payment on the guitar she's selling me. I can't wait to get an amp and rock out.....wait, I don't know how to play guitar!&lt;br /&gt;
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Until next time...&lt;br /&gt;
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~~Liana~~</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
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      <link>http://trig.com/lost_butterfly/blog/2007/11/29/post/38219</link>
      <category>girls day out</category>
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      <title>WHY?</title>
      <description>Okay, why the hell can I go to Long Island to visit family by myself but when I want to go to Baltimore to meet a friend and see a wrestling PPV, it's the end of the freaking world?&lt;br /&gt;
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I found out tonight that Backlash is going to be in Baltimore, where Shads lives, so we decided that we'd get tickets for that, even though that's months away. My dad doesn't really care, but my mother? Oh, God, she FREAKED.&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm 23, for God's sake! It's not like I'm 16 and wanting to do this.&lt;br /&gt;
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Gah, there are times I hate being me.&lt;br /&gt;
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Until next time.&lt;br /&gt;
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~~Liana~~</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 04:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
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      <link>http://trig.com/lost_butterfly/blog/2007/11/19/post/37471</link>
      <category>backlash</category>
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      <title>Crash Update</title>
      <description>Well, things are slowly going back to normal around here.&lt;br /&gt;
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My parents are doing better. Mom has a broken collarbone and is wearing a brace for it. Her stitches were taken out on the 19th and her bruises are slowly going away. Dad's knee is still swollen, but he can move around. They went back to work yesterday!&amp;nbsp;I'm so relieved.&lt;br /&gt;
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ALL my brothers and sisters came up to see Mom and Dad that weekend. I was kinda relieved. I honestly thought I'd have to do it all by myself. All afternoon that day, I kept in touch with two of my sisters. I was pretty much the informant, the chauffeur and...um...well I did do a lot of shit for everyone. Noel's the General (as Karen calls her) and Jean's the Second-in-Command (again Karen said it).&lt;br /&gt;
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It was so funny though. Bryan kept telling Mom that the soup that Jeanie made was just water and veggies. There was no love in the soup. Stuff like that. Then Kevin jumps in with, "Next time, I'm going to make sure there's lobster in the soup, Ma!"&lt;br /&gt;
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Then Bryan takes two dollars and his MetroCard out of his wallet and says to Mom, "I will give you two dollars and a MetroCard if you tell everyone I'm the good son!"&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm sorry, Bry, but &lt;i&gt;I'M&lt;/i&gt; the good one. You didn't pick up Mom and Dad from the hospital. You didn't help Mom off of the toilet and help her get dressed. You didn't help Mom up the stairs so she could lie down in her bed. You didn't comfort her as she cried. You didn't comfort Dad when HE cried. You didn't drop off the car keys at the body shop. You didn't drive back to town so their prescriptions could be filled. You didn't drive them all the way to Factoryville for a doctor's appointment. Guess what? I DID ALL THAT! And I barely slept the first week they were home.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway....now that THAT'S out of my system, I just want to thank everyone for thinking of us. I really do appreciate it!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;i&gt;IN OTHER NEWS&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Crazy Monkey&amp;nbsp;and I are going to see Evanescence in December! I'm so excited. Fifth row too! Well after the mosh pit, but that's not bad at all!&lt;br /&gt;
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I seriously need another job... I am fucking sick of the damn company. I want out!&lt;br /&gt;
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Life, Love, and FOREVER Liquor!&lt;br /&gt;
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~~Liana~~</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 19:27:56 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>lost_butterfly</author>
      <link>http://trig.com/lost_butterfly/blog/2007/10/30/post/35840</link>
      <category>real life</category>
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      <title>Car Crash</title>
      <description>My parents were in a car accident around midnight. Their SUV hydroplaned and rolled twice before stopping on the side of the road. Dad's a little sore, while Mom has stitches on the side of her nose and is all swollen.&lt;br /&gt;
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It honestly could have been worse. I know Dad feels guilty for the accident, since he barely has a scratch on him. I feel guilty because I didn't hear the phone ring when they tried to call. Dad tried to call me as soon as the accident happened, but I was asleep. He kept trying, but still, couldn't hear the phone. He tried my cell around 4:30 this morning, telling me I had to go to Scranton (about an hour away) to get them from the ER at CMC.&lt;br /&gt;
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They're lucky. That's all I can say. Instead of picking them up from the ER earlier, I could have been making funeral arrangements. I thank every diety known to man that their injuries weren't more severe.&lt;br /&gt;
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I still feel guilty though...&lt;br /&gt;
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Until next time...&lt;br /&gt;
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~~Liana~~</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:50:08 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>lost_butterfly</author>
      <link>http://trig.com/lost_butterfly/blog/2007/10/12/post/34169</link>
      <category>guilty</category>
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      <title>15 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity</title>
      <description>&lt;strong&gt;15&amp;nbsp;Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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1.&amp;nbsp; At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With&amp;nbsp;Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.&amp;nbsp; See If They Slow Down.&lt;br /&gt;
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2.&amp;nbsp; Page Yourself Over The Intercom.&amp;nbsp; Don't Disguise Your Voice!&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;
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3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.&lt;br /&gt;
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4.&amp;nbsp; Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.&lt;br /&gt;
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5.&amp;nbsp; In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Marijuana"&lt;br /&gt;
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6. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".&lt;br /&gt;
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7.&amp;nbsp; Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.&lt;br /&gt;
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8.&amp;nbsp; Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.&lt;br /&gt;
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9.&amp;nbsp; Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".&lt;br /&gt;
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10.&amp;nbsp; Sing Along At The Opera.&lt;br /&gt;
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11.&amp;nbsp; Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.&lt;br /&gt;
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12.&amp;nbsp; Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.&lt;br /&gt;
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13.&amp;nbsp; When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I&amp;nbsp;Won!&amp;nbsp; I Won!"&lt;br /&gt;
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14.&amp;nbsp; When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"&lt;br /&gt;
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15.&amp;nbsp; Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The&amp;nbsp;Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."&lt;br /&gt;
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My dad sent me this awhile ago. I wanted to share it with everyone. Cheers!&lt;br /&gt;
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~~Liana~~</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:53:53 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>lost_butterfly</author>
      <link>http://trig.com/lost_butterfly/blog/2007/9/26/post/32692</link>
      <category>insanity</category>
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      <title>Confused</title>
      <description>I am so sick of my friends calling me an alcoholic. Seriously, I am. I would love to think that they're joking. But in all seriousness, that's not something to joke about.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sorry it's so short, but it's something I have to get off of my chest. Mission accomplished!&lt;br /&gt;
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Until next time.&lt;br /&gt;
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~~Liana~~</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2007 04:48:07 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>lost_butterfly</author>
      <link>http://trig.com/lost_butterfly/blog/2007/9/9/post/31149</link>
      <category>alcoholic</category>
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      <title>Blog for August 22, 2007</title>
      <description>For the first time in a long time, I actually got to go out and have FUN! LOL I went to Kildare's with a few friends from work and had a blast! Then, we went to the Steamtown Mall. Now one of my friends doesn't feel comfortable going into Hot Topic. Okay, fine, whatever. So we went into another store, and it was all preppy. Now &lt;em&gt;I'm&lt;/em&gt;&amp;nbsp;uncomfortable.&amp;nbsp;Oh freaking goody. Haha, it was all good though. Then we went to Borders and looked around. I found a book on Finland that I wanted. Unfortunately, I'll have&amp;nbsp;to wait until after payday to get it. *shrugs* Doesn't bother me much.&lt;br /&gt;
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Until next time!&lt;br /&gt;
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~~Liana~~&amp;nbsp;</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 03:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>lost_butterfly</author>
      <link>http://trig.com/lost_butterfly/blog/2007/8/22/post/29359</link>
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      <title>Blog for August 17, 2007</title>
      <description>&lt;strong&gt;I hate my job! I really do. Today's my day off and they tried to call me in. Um, HELL NO! I'm also sick of them calling me on my cell. I should have told her I was in Wilkes-Barre, which I was going to go to with a friend. Unfortunately, she had bailed out on me. I'm okay with that though, since we made plans for Sunday. Which suits me just fine.&lt;br /&gt;
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So basically, I did nothing all day. I did go to the new Dunkin Donuts they opened in town. Ah, it brings back memories of Corning! LOL&lt;br /&gt;
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Until next time.&lt;br /&gt;
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~~Liana~~&lt;/strong&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 22:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>lost_butterfly</author>
      <link>http://trig.com/lost_butterfly/blog/2007/8/17/post/28939</link>
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      <title>Blog for August 13, 2007</title>
      <description>Next time I go to Wal-Mart and I see this one person, I'm running in the opposite direction. Everytime I see her, she asks me "How's the baby?" I'm sorry, but I'm not a mother...yet. I'd like a few kids in the future, but not now. I'm too young! I know, there are people younger than me with children. But me? Ha, I can barely take care of myself. How the hell could I take care of a baby?&lt;br /&gt;
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Just something I needed to get off of my chest.&lt;br /&gt;
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~~Liana~~</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 23:19:33 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Blog for August  8, 2007</title>
      <description>Wow, what a week so far!&lt;br /&gt;
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I went to King of Prussia and West Chester with Dust and Goblin. What a trip. I'm never going back there with those 2 ever again. I'm serious!&lt;br /&gt;
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I finally got my pics back though. I must say, I LOVE the one with me and Jeff Hardy. He's so sweet!&lt;br /&gt;
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Can I just say I HATE it when people touch my radio? If I have my 69 Eyes CD in the damn player, DON'T FREAKING TOUCH IT!!! Now that THAT'S out of my system, I can breathe easy.&lt;br /&gt;
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Life, Love, and FOREVER Liquor!&lt;br /&gt;
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~~Li~~</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:08:14 +0000</pubDate>
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