Blog post 'Notes To Self:'
Notes To Self:
- Published: 190 days ago
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1. flies will only land on your face when you're sleeping.
a. once fully awake, they disappear.
b. choose the soft fluffy stuffed alligator,
and not the iron fubar to swat them while
half asleep.
2. do not continue to insist on sleeping outside on the hood of the car in late spring.....that is NOT a black and white kitty roaming around you.
3. do not think that the snake realizes you intend to straddle it with the wheels of the car.
4. always leave plenty of room between you and the person in front of you when standing in long lines....you'll want to utilize that space as the creepy old man behind you wants to stand too close.
5. you are always down river from a large family with many children.
6. love your fortune....even if it makes no sense.
a. once fully awake, they disappear.
b. choose the soft fluffy stuffed alligator,
and not the iron fubar to swat them while
half asleep.
2. do not continue to insist on sleeping outside on the hood of the car in late spring.....that is NOT a black and white kitty roaming around you.
3. do not think that the snake realizes you intend to straddle it with the wheels of the car.
4. always leave plenty of room between you and the person in front of you when standing in long lines....you'll want to utilize that space as the creepy old man behind you wants to stand too close.
5. you are always down river from a large family with many children.
6. love your fortune....even if it makes no sense.
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4: that's probably me... lol
2: I woke up one morning with a possum in my tent. No Pepe le Pew's though, luckily. I did run over one of the things once and the scent stayed in/around my car for at least a month despite washing, etc the wheel wells and underneath.
5: or down the creek from lots of cows/cattle/moo-moos that love to stand in the creek or around it to cool off. Don't drink the foamy creek water...
Moo!