Mangroovie

Getting dirty

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What happens when all day darkness ends and sun stays up day and night. Grass starts to smell and birds sing. Near the polar circle the effect is profound. Finns are people still strongly connected to nature. If you do not believe me try to grasp closest Finn and stick some fresh grass or birch leaves under his/her nose. You will see pupils dilate and breathing get heavy. Watch out! You are getting into trouble.

You might hear (again the most likely one in parenthesis):
(Herranjumala, että) panettaa/haluttaa!!
~= (OMG I'm) Horny/Lusty!!
== OMG, that it [feels like I want to fuck]/[feels like I am horny]

Finnish is very economic language, don't you think? One word can express as much as whole sentence in English.
There is no use trying to be subtle or flirting with most Finn males. You might get frustrated. Just trash the learned rules. Look for most basic body talk. The women are not much more sensitive either.

A guy might hear (Yes, I am serious, even from the shyest girl):
Anna munaa!
== Gimme cock!

Liikuta sitä persettä! Älä silitä vaan runno kunnolla!
== Move that ass! Don't cuddle, just thrust for real!

After one round you might find yourself pulled into living room:
Lätkän MM-kisat on menossa. Pelin jälkeen naidaan lisää!
== Hockey WC is on. Let's rut some more after the game!

This is not helping if you do not know if the opposite sex is interested or not. Is it? Do not worry. From Finnish males you will notice their lust in dancing clubs or bars. Guys creep closer jerking slightly somewhat in the rhythm of the music. The feet never leave the floor since it is wobbly movement after all trying to move semi-concious. Dude comes close enough to drool on girls shoulder or to smack semi-hard cock on her thigh (You can also use these guys as kind of slalom sticks to improvise your dance).

Don't worry! He thinks it is subtle as hell smiling like a roadkill-coyote:
Mä/minä tiedän että sä/sinä haluat minua. Itkisitkö sä/sinä onnesta, jos mä/minä panisin sua kunnolla?
== I know you want me. Would you cry out of happiness, If I'd fuck you for real?

Annatko (pesää)?
== Would you give (nest to me)?
~= Would you give (pussy to me)?

From female:
Hei komia/komea, tule niin saat sellaiset kyydit ettet ikinä unohda!
= Hey handsome, come with me and you'll receive the ride you will never forget!
No it is female police-officer.

Some important words you might use:
Lääppiä, Kähmiä = to paw, to grab
Halata = to hug
Halaus, Hali = a hug
Helliä, Silittää = cuddle, pet
Suudella, Suukotella, humpitella, pusutella, pussata = to kiss
Suudelma, suukko, pusu = a kiss
kieli = tongue
huulet = lips
kielisuudelma, kielari = french-kiss/toungue-kiss
lemmari, fritsu = blue mark
Nuolla, Lipaista = to lick, give a lick
Imeä, Imaista = suck, suckle
Läimäistä,läiskäistä,läpsästä = to smack, to slap
Purra,näykkiä = bite, nibble
Naida/Naipotella, panna/paneskella, nussia/nusasta, köyriä, polkea, sekstailla
= to fuck,fornicate,fuck,rut,stamp,have sex
Rakastella = to make love
Ota suihin (Ottaa suihin), Ime munaa/kyrpää (Imeä munaa/kyrpää), Puhu mikkiin (Puhua mikkiin)
== take to mouth (to take to mouth), suck dick/cock (to suck dick/cock), talk to microphone (to talk to mic)
~= blow me (to blow), suck dick/cock (to suck dick/cock), Give head (to give head)
Niska,Kaula,poski,korva,korvalehti, korvantaus,vatsa,reisi,lantio/lanne
== neck, throath,cheek,ear,earlobe,behind of ear,belly/stomach,thigh,hips
Rinta, rinnat, tissi, tissit, kikit, melonit,bosat, abersonit
= breast,breasts,booby,boobies
Takapuoli/takamus, pylly, perse, persaus, ahteri, äsäri
= behind,butt,ass,arse
Persereikä/persreikä,persvako,persposki
= asshole,ass-crack,buttcheek
pippeli,kikkeli,zinkkeli,penis,muna,kulli,kyrpä,kalu,vehje,soiro
= various dicks seemingly in size-order
kivekset, munat
= testticles,balls
emätin,pimppi,pillu,vittu,mirri,pesä
== vagina,pussy,cunt,cunt,pussy,nest
märkä, litimärkä = wet, soaking-wet
Seisokki, seisiö = hard-on
kondomi, kortsu, spärdäri, kumi
== condom, rubber

As proper nature children we tend to have a lot sex outdoors. At least in the warm season. Even in the cities it is not so uncommon to perceive a couple to vanish into bushes to follow their instincts. This kind of behaviour can be easily witnessed on 1st of may. Then mostly young people fill the streets. They are to celebrate few moths breeding season with vigorous attitude.
Of course the same is true in the numerous music festivals, although there the normal breeding unit is not a couple but more or less the whole audience. You should book your bush early on, if you don't have a tent or a car.
Oh what the hell! You can always turn hard-core and go into tightly packed mass of audience and do it from behind. It's fun!

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