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Beware yourself Ricky Martin

mangroval — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 15:42:46 +0000

Roman Schatz - From Finland With Love

mangroval — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 18:39:41 +0000

I found something interesting and similar to my perceptions from airport book-self

Quote:

They don't look into your eyes. They never greet strangers. They hate small talk. They never interrupt you; it's as if they're not listening. Say something nice about their clothes and they'll tell you how cheap those rags really were. Smile at a passer-by and they'll think you're religious fanatic, on drugs,gay,about to sell them an oriental carpet - or all of the above.

Muahaha! I could not agree more... Read the book! it is fabulous!

What Band would you like to see in Trig?

mangroval — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:12:23 +0000

Trig is obviously one of the most sophisticated social networks I have seen. It still has one downside to it. Most of the bands I and maybe you would like to find here have not even heard of the place yet.

One might try and persuade the artists to create a profile her, but one voice is not enough!
There has been new feature in Trig that would fill the function and make tiny voice of one to loud roar of hordes.

I mean groups. There is a new group called Must See In Trig that you can join. Join in, create new thread of your favourite artist and fill in information about how and where to send the request to join Trig..

There are several sexy ladies

mangroval — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:44:05 +0000

And she is one...
...in her own way.

Always, always break out from your roles....
She does it, and for that I give her my cheers

It is better to burn

mangroval — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:41:53 +0000

Your stuff than move it

I know

I have tried both

And

Burning is better.

This week I have been mostly laughing at this

mangroval — Tue, 22 May 2007 06:06:20 +0000

Mothers day

mangroval — Sun, 13 May 2007 11:04:02 +0000

Supposedly all mothers in Finland should receive their breakfast to bed today. It is Mothers day in Finland.
This finely tuned and devilish plot is truly a great one. You can neglect and overlook your mother or mother of your children the whole year if you only follow the uneasy protocol for just one whole day
Mothers are especially lucky this year. Mothers day happens to be on the same day as Hockey WC Finals and Finns are fighting for the title against the Canada.
So Moms might notice something unheard of this time:
Sincere male emotions and the commonly accepted tears of joy or sorrow.
Truly a day to cherish for the next dozen or so years!

Happy Mothers day to all!

- MILF fan

Guessitistimeformyfirrstnormalblobpost

mangroval — Sat, 05 May 2007 17:50:27 +0000

Muahha!
Since life has been more than hectic lately; 2 alcoholic brothers without license to be driven around, Vappu and the aftermath, brand new woman (yeah, came with the mail) and bad business to run, and sun effects hitting my physics schedule seems quite tight.
I thought it would be nice idea to notify you all All will be calmer next week (I hope) I did not have time enough to reply to all so why not do it collectively .
I'm not forgotten any of you...Especially not YOU!

P.S Luciferi is no my alter ego but clearly one with good humor for thinking it is cool to be from Tervola

Poem from the past

mangroval — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:40:07 +0000

After member licked...
Coyish look.
Balls do funny glamorous hops, yes?
Pumpkin, let me not sing!
Spin!
Stop!
Amused villain, stop!

Tender Family - Perhe Hellänä

mangroval — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:09:15 +0000

Another blind-shooter. We'll see where (if anywhere) this is going.

English	Finnish
Imagine the following: London,	Kuvittele seuraava: Lontoo,
Millions of people,	Miljoonia ihmisiä,
A lean, darkly clad figure smiling wryly in the traffic lights;	Hoikka, Tummiin pukeutunut hahmo virnuilee liikennevaloissa;
Jari is his name.	Jari on hänen nimensä.
Head tilting slightly to one side	Pää lievästi kallellaan
as if hearing something	Kuin kuulisi jotakin
he rushes into nearby pub	Hän ryntää läheiseen pubiin
Leaps to the counter as he announces:	Loikkaa tiskille samalla kun ilmoittaa:
Did somebody just speak finnish?	”Puhuiko joku just suomea ?”
The answer comes from the counter. From an mouth of an large and grim featured man:	Vastus tulee tiskiltä, isokokoisen ja julmanäköisen miehen suusta:
”Whah? Yea..Fucking dammit!	”Mitäh? Juu.. Perkeleleen saatana!
Forgot the wallet in the fuckin train...	Lompakko unohtui vittu metroon...
Goddammit!”	Helvetti!”
”Don't you worry. I'll buy pints for us, so we can have a talk over the table there. ”	”Äläpä hättäile. Mie otan tuopposet meille, niin voimma porista tuolla pöydässä. ”
Big man glares at the leaner one under his brows,	Iso mies mulkaisee hintelämpää alta kulmain,
The look sizing his whole presence .	Pyyhkäisee katseellaan koko olemuksen.
”Okay, but I will pay it back,	”Mjah, mutta mää maksan takaisin,
Once I find my wallet”	Kunhan löydän lompakkoni.”
”You won't find it” Jari answers.	”Et sinä löydä”, Jari vastaa.
”We are not in Finland anymore.	”Nyt ei olla Härmässä enää.
”My the way, I'm Jari Karvonen”	Minä olen Jari Karvonen”
Men shake hands.	Miehet paiskaavat kättä.
”Kassu! Kallion Seppo for real, but everybody call me Kassu.”	”Kassu! Kallion Seppo oikeesti, mutta Kassuksi kaikki haukkuu.”
Kassu says and closes the smaller fist inside his huge one, size of an shovel.	Kassu sanoo ja peittää pienemmän nyrkin omaansa, lapion kokoiseen.
”Let's go to slurp those brews in, shall we?”	”Mennäämpä särpimään ne oluet”

FCC Vote Results

mangroval — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:35:46 +0000

The vote is over. Girls seem to have a draw so I'll leave it open for awhile. Get somebody to vote! Otherwise we would continue FCC with a double homicide.
I'll upload a picture of the winners on my gallery as I finish those.

Winners

Jari, bartender:
Tästä hyvästää talo tarjoaa kaikille kierroksen!
== Everybody get a free round on the house for this!

Jonna, graphic designer (pic uploaded).
Hemmetti vieköön tästää koituu vielä harmia! Ei minulla ole aikaa tähän!
== Dammit, this will eventually cause trouble. I have no time for this!

Karri,
Mitä on palkintona?
== What is for the prize?

FCC - Strange Traditions

mangroval — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:23:49 +0000

Easter, this supposedly Christian celebration of nailing an early freethinker and rebel to a piece of wood is here. Finns have some peculiar pagan traditions how to spend their eastern.

Easter = Pääsiäinen
Mämmi = Soured rye-flour and malt porridge eaten with sugar and cream.
Trulli, Pääsiäisnoita = Easter witch
Pajunkissa = sallow catkins
Kokko = bonfire
Virpoa = To cast spells with the Sallow branches. Protecting from the evil
Tipu, Pääsiäistipu = chick, Easter chick

I guess we can take a lot of shit, since this is Mämmi:

Trulls are known of much mischief. They have been reported to mutilate and steal cattle. Bonfires were burned and spells cast to repel these ill wanting witches. Who have been reported to fornicate with the devil on black Sabbath in Köyliönvuori.

"kun täydessä mämmissä jahtaa illalla tipuja,
herää aamulla noita-akan vierestä ja miettii
millainen yllätys munassa mahtaa odottaa"

== when you were in full mämmi chasing chicks the nigh,
you wake up in the morning besides a witch wondering of
what kind of surprise there might be waiting in the egg

"munarikasta pääiäistä!"
== egg-rich Easter!
=~ ballsy/cock-rich Easter

"munat vanhenee, ei kanat"
== eggs go old, not chicken

P.S we do not have Easter bunnies left.. Those are extinct.

FCC Vote Children

mangroval — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:15:47 +0000

Time for the children.. There is 2 links in this post!

The younger ladies:

Oili, age unknown
Hi, Im Oili I'm a freak! Yes, a freak! I love Black metal and hate my parents. They don't have a clue about life. All they do is argue about stupid shit like my education! Who gives a fuck! There are mo important things in life that that. They are sooo blind!

Veera, age unknown
Thehee! I love horses and pink stuff! I adore film stars and boybands. Evrybody think I am an adorable girl, but they do not know that I am not. I have a terrible secret. I'm not telling that to you!

vote daughter

The younger males:

Karri, age unknown
I'm into computer games and like to build my computers myself. Its cheaper and I get those to look like I want to. I like school, but the literature teacher freaks me out. She presses her breasts on my neck every time she bends over to say something and now she wants to give me special classes! zeez! she has huge tits!

Roope, age unknown
I'm goint to be professional Hockey player! I get constant yapping about me hanging out with my pals all night, but I don't care that much about that! I wish I could gain weight faster than I am now. My best friend takes some pills to speed it up, but I wish I would not have to. At least I am better built than him!

vote son

FCC Vote Ladies

mangroval — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 19:56:20 +0000

If you really want to get into life of an Finn you have to meet some. So at this point Introduce you a Finnish family. You'll meet them in everyday life afterwards. I want this to be interactive.. so I'll put vote link to the end so you can choose which one becomes the main character.

The ladies

Milla 42 year old Police officer
Heippa minä olen Milla tai Miltsi, niinkuin monet sanoo töissä. Toimin poliisina ja se on työ siinä mikä muu tahansa. Ei siinä mitään kummallista ole. Harrastan monenlaista urheilua ja nuorempana tuli heitettyä keihästä ihan mestaruustasolla. Joskus muutan kyllä maalle olen säästäny sukanvarteen ukon kanssa sitä varten, mutta pitää saada lapset ensin maailmalle. Niitä kun on siunaantunut aika monta ja usemmastakin lähteestä. Mökki ja perunamaa siintää jo simissä. Punkki on mun juttu! Aina ollut ja aina tulee olemaan!

Hi I am Milla or Miltsi , as many call me at work. I work as police officer and that is a work as any other. Nothing strange in it. I practice various sports and as younger I threw javelin in championship level. Some day I'll move to the countryside. I have been saving with my man for it, First the kids have to fly out of the nest. I've been blessed with those from several sources :) Cottage and potato field loom already In my eyes. Punk is my thing. Always has been and always will!

Heidi 27 years old salesperson working in all-in one clothing shop.
Moi, olen Heidi ja iloinen tyttö, pidän jummppamisesta, tanssista, shoppailusta ja tietysti likkojen kanssa juoruamisesta. Aloitin juuri keskikaupungilla vaatemyyjänä ja toivottavasti saan vakiopaikan sieltä. Olen asunut elämäni aikana varmaan kahdessakymmenessä kaupungissa ympäri eurooppaa ja puhun sujuvasti 4 kieltä. Tykkään lattaripopista ja Hip hopista. Mutta kyllä kevyempää rokkiakin kuuntelee.

Moi, I am Heidi and a joyful lass, I like working out, dancing, shopping and naturally rumouring with gals. I just started my work in down town as cloth seller and desire to get a steady position there. I have surely lived over 20 cities around Europe and speak fluently 4 languages. I enjoy Latino-pop and Hip-hop, but lighter rock is worth listening too.

Jonna 25 year old graphic designer
Moi, olen Jonna ja Pidän kaikesta käsillä tekemisestä niin paljon että siitä tuli lopulta työni, vaikkei minulla muodollista pätevyyttä siihen olekaan. Opiskellen työni ohella ja vielä pitäisi ehtiä lapsetkin hoitamaan. Haluaisin matkustella niin paljon kuin suinkin. Rankka rokki kolahtaa minuun ja kaikki huvittavat bändit. Pyöräilen joka päivä töihin 12 km satoi tai paistoi, siksi ei trvitse isommin kuntoa muutoin hoitaa.

Moi, I am Jonna and enjoy anything I can to do with my hands so much that it eventually became my work although I am not formally educated in it. I study along with my work and should have enough time to take care of the kids too. I would like to travel as much as possible. Hard rock gets me going as well as comical bands. I cycle daily 12km to work whatever the weather, therefore I do not need any other exercise.

Vote for Lady

FCC Vote Males

mangroval — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 13:48:26 +0000

If you really want to get into life of an Finn you have to meet some. So at this point Introduce you a Finnish family. You'll meet them in everyday life afterwards. I want this to be interactive.. so I'll put vote link to the end so you can choose which one becomes the main character.

In this part you meet the males

Seppo 39 years old paper factory worker in local paper factory:
Mo! Mä olen Seppo, syntyisin Helsingistä, mutta tuli vähän törttöiltyä teininä ja minut annettiin huostaan tätilleni semmoseen pikkukylään. Nykyään asun kaupungissa. Vihaan naapureita. Minä harrastan telkkarin katselua, pornoa lähinnä. Joskus tulee otettua pari tuopposta kevereitten kanssa lähikuppilassa. Mä vihaan kaikenlaisia hihhuleita ja vetelen niitä mieluusti turpiin. Kuuntelen Teräsbetonia, Black Sabbathia, Leevi and the leavingsiä ja ihan liikaa akan nalakutusta.

Hi, I'm Seppo, born in Helsinki, but after screwing up as teenager I was given to custody of my aunt into a small village, you know? Nowadays I live in a town. I hate neighbours. My hobbies are watching tellie, mostly porn. Sometimes I go to take few beers with my pals in the local Pub. I hate all kinds of weirdoes and love to kick their ass. I listen to Teräsbetoni, Black Sabbath, Leevi and the leavings and too much of my wife yapping.

Jari 29 year old bartender doing some karaoke hosting once in awile:
Moikkelis! Mie olen Jari tai Jartsaksi moni haukkuu. Nyttemmin teen baarimestarin hommia, mutta monessa hommassa on tullut oltua mukana. Tuli kierrettyä kaveriporukan kanssa eri työpaikoilla ympäri Suomea ja vähän Norjassakin asti. Pidän ihmisten viihdyttämisestä ja tykään työstäni, jos ei laske joitakin örisijöitä, jotka käy hermoilleni. Perhettä tulee kaipailtua, kun näkee nitä vain viikonloppuisin, mutta onneksi on kämppä tuolla baarin yläkerrassa, ettei tule ihan ilimankaan oltua. :) Kaikki musiikki kelepaa minulle paitti tuo räppi jumputus. Harrastan moottoripyöriä ja moottorikelkkailua talvisin.

Howdy! I'm Jari or more commonly known as Jartsa. Nowadays I am a bartender but I have been in many professions. I used to tour with group of guys in different works all over Finland and Norway too. I like to entertain people and like my job, if you don't count some drunken fools who get into my nerves. Miss my family, since I see them only in weekends, but luckily I have a flat upstairs of the pub so I can get some, once in awhile :) All music goes exept that Rap bouncing. I do Motorcycles and Snowmobiles in the winter-time.

Ilpo 25 year old project manager working in big ICT company:
Terve! Olen Ile :) Työni on rankkaa ja niin on huvitkin! Olen raatanut perseeni ruvelle, jotta pääsisin nykyiseen asemaan, joten teen mitä tahansa, jotta pääsisin siinä eteenpäin. Olen uraihminen ehdottomasti ja pyrin olemaan paras kaikkessa mitä teen. Harrastan kamppailulajeja, jääkiekkoa, tietokonepelejä ja kavereiden kanssa pyörimistä ravintoloissa.
Musiikista iskee kaikki mitä sattuu telkkarista tulemaan. En pidä tosin punkista.

Hello! I'm Ile :) My work is tough and so are my hobbies! I have worked my ass off to get to present position so I'll do anything to get forward. I am a career person and try to be the best in everything I do. I have plenty of hobbies: Martial-arts, Ice-hokey, computer games and fooling around with my pals in bars. Any kind of music gets me going, that is coming from tellie. I don't like punk though.

Vote for the male!

Rare exports from Finland

mangroval — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:49:32 +0000

Bare with me this is slowly developing but hilarious...

Bulletins

mangroval — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 17:53:30 +0000

They are here, bulletins. I have actually waited this feature for a while, but kept my mouth shut. Trig seems to do things gradually and seem to listen the users. Its is a good way to seek out the errors and give people time to get accustomed to new features.

Of course there will be idiots who whine about this feature also, they might see it as spamming. I must admit that I have no compassion for people who consider a hard task ignoring few lines of text. They do seem to ignore their own faults and the fact that there are ways to lessen the seemingly too huge mass of information. Just close the fucking computer. It is not hard.
Well, whining is a great way to get ones voice heard.

Seems that bulletin posts are limited to one/day. Good restriction and should lessen the dreaded spam.
Seems that great many of other tweaks have appeared too... now I must start playing with those ..forgive me.

Triggable comments

mangroval — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 23:16:49 +0000

Since comments are visible to every one (if not private
profile) why not make those triggable?

Of course the one receiving the comment or the one who posted it
should not be able to trig those...I have received many of my best laughs from my friends pages
comments.

This would encourage comments, since at least I tend to like when somebody actually does some effort to rise their opinion.. Trigging is good but commenting is better.

FCC 6 - Not for the faint-hearted

mangroval — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:22:14 +0000

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Prejudices

For a small nation whose inhabitants mostly want to keep by themself there must be some reasons for that. Much of this weird behaviour can be explained with fear of being laughed at and prejudices. The latter we handle here. To make it clear. These are not my opinions. I do have friends in most of these nationalities mentioned, but I still may laugh at you too. If this not ok for you I can say only one thing:

Vedä vittu päähäsi ja pakene vuorille. = Draw cunt over your head and escape to mountains.

Swedish:
The closest of our neighbours. We have a love/hate relationship which mostly can be perceived in frenzied sports events. We really do like them but love to get into verbal battering with them any time as well...

Ruotsi, Ruotsalaiset/Ruottalaiset == Sweden, Swedish/Swedes
Hurrit, svedut = calling names for Swedish
Lyö vaan hurria puukolla, ei sillä oo/ole sielua
== Just stab that swede with a knife, he/she doesn't have a soul

Kaikki hurrit on homoja!
== All Swedes are gay!

Ruottalaiset haluaa pitää kokouksen kahvinkeittovuorostakin.
== Swedes want to have a meeting over cofee making turn.

Ruotalaiset on nössöjä ja perverssejä
== Swedes are pussies and perverts

Ne huutaa ja hoilottaa kuin syötävät heti kun ne saa vähänkin viinaa
== They shout and sing like they were in pain at the moment they get tinyest bit of vodka on them.

Kuinka eroittaa ruotsalainen luutnantti ja kersantti suihkussa?
Sorkkaraudalla
== How to separate a Swedish lieutenant and sergeant in a shower?
With an crowbar

Pullapoikia
== Bun boys
~= Weaklings

Russians:
The huge nation we share over 1000 km of border with. Obviously a place some would get anxious.
We share the love of vodka and melancholy so we are not that different.

Venäjä, venäläiset == Russia, russians
venakot,iivanat, ryssät = calling names for Russians
venäjällä on kaikki paskaa paitsi kusi
== In Russia everything is shit exept the piss.

Poimivat marjat raakana, saatana
== Plocking the berries raw, god dammit.

Juoppoja joka iikka!
== Drunkards, each every one!

Laiskoja varkaita, kaikki akat on huoria, näkeehän sen ny päällekin päin.
== Lazy thieves, all the women are whores, You can see it yourself.

Germans:
The powerful industrial nation who taught the technicalities of industry and industrial warfare. However, they failed to beat their view of military discipline into Finns.

Saksa, saksalaiset = Germany, Germans
sakut,sakemannit, niksmannit = calling names for germans

Ei ne käy etes paskalla ellei sitä ole kirjallisesti komennettu
~= They would not even take shit without written command.
Lappaa ruoat muovipussiin mukaan seisovasta pöydästä, itaraa sakkia
~= They stuff food from restaurants into plastic bags to save it to later use, cheap bastards
Rentoja kuin rautakanki
== Relaxed as a crowbar

Norwegians
Our northern border neighbours, passionate winter athletes and famous of their oil.

Norja Norjalaiset= Norway, Norwegians
norskit = calling names for Norwegians

Turskanperkkajat
== Cod-cutters
Ylpeitä paskiaisia ja muuten huijaavat hiihdossa sen minkä ehtii
== Arrogant bastards who BTW cheat in skiing as much as they can

Americans:
It is impossible to escape American culture in these days. Some say that Finland is most Americanised country in the world. As much of the more common BS spoken about Yankees there is more commonly shared Finnish views.

Amerikka, Yhdysvallat, amerikkalaiset, jenkit =America,U.S.,Americans,yankees
Kauheita paskanjauhajia, tajuasivat kerrankin pitää sen turpansa kiinni.
== Awful shitchewers, they should understand to shut up for once.

Mitä vähemmän tietoa sitä enemmän puhetta
== The less there is knowledge, the more there will be talk.

Of course, these are more a reflection of what Finns do not know than what they know. It is always a pleasure to meet with Russian lady since they do have elegance and use feminine clothing. This of course can be viewed intimidating by some Finnish Pirttihirmu (=house monster) whose view of self-care is limited to shaving upper back hair with rusty meat clever and changing the tampon once a month body hygiene. Also it can be mesmerizing to find that Swedish guys can keep their cool in midst of beautiful girls and not start squeezing the first pair of boobs they see. Finns often forget that they have had loads of practice in Sweden.

Blog for March 17, 2007

mangroval — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:40:18 +0000

No, I'm not dead! I'm heading to cottage to have all day smoke-sauna with some friends. I'm in a hurry so just leave this post in case you are wondering....Have a cannon weekend!

Just shout it!

mangroval — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 21:44:24 +0000

FCC 5 - Getting dirty

mangroval — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 15:37:38 +0000

Getting dirty

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What happens when all day darkness ends and sun stays up day and night. Grass starts to smell and birds sing. Near the polar circle the effect is profound. Finns are people still strongly connected to nature. If you do not believe me try to grasp closest Finn and stick some fresh grass or birch leaves under his/her nose. You will see pupils dilate and breathing get heavy. Watch out! You are getting into trouble.

You might hear (again the most likely one in parenthesis):
(Herranjumala, että) panettaa/haluttaa!!
~= (OMG I'm) Horny/Lusty!!
== OMG, that it [feels like I want to fuck]/[feels like I am horny]

Finnish is very economic language, don't you think? One word can express as much as whole sentence in English.
There is no use trying to be subtle or flirting with most Finn males. You might get frustrated. Just trash the learned rules. Look for most basic body talk. The women are not much more sensitive either.

A guy might hear (Yes, I am serious, even from the shyest girl):
Anna munaa!
== Gimme cock!

Liikuta sitä persettä! Älä silitä vaan runno kunnolla!
== Move that ass! Don't cuddle, just thrust for real!

After one round you might find yourself pulled into living room:
Lätkän MM-kisat on menossa. Pelin jälkeen naidaan lisää!
== Hockey WC is on. Let's rut some more after the game!

This is not helping if you do not know if the opposite sex is interested or not. Is it? Do not worry. From Finnish males you will notice their lust in dancing clubs or bars. Guys creep closer jerking slightly somewhat in the rhythm of the music. The feet never leave the floor since it is wobbly movement after all trying to move semi-concious. Dude comes close enough to drool on girls shoulder or to smack semi-hard cock on her thigh (You can also use these guys as kind of slalom sticks to improvise your dance).

Don't worry! He thinks it is subtle as hell smiling like a roadkill-coyote:
Mä/minä tiedän että sä/sinä haluat minua. Itkisitkö sä/sinä onnesta, jos mä/minä panisin sua kunnolla?
== I know you want me. Would you cry out of happiness, If I'd fuck you for real?

Annatko (pesää)?
== Would you give (nest to me)?
~= Would you give (pussy to me)?

From female:
Hei komia/komea, tule niin saat sellaiset kyydit ettet ikinä unohda!
= Hey handsome, come with me and you'll receive the ride you will never forget!
No it is female police-officer.

Some important words you might use:
Lääppiä, Kähmiä = to paw, to grab
Halata = to hug
Halaus, Hali = a hug
Helliä, Silittää = cuddle, pet
Suudella, Suukotella, humpitella, pusutella, pussata = to kiss
Suudelma, suukko, pusu = a kiss
kieli = tongue
huulet = lips
kielisuudelma, kielari = french-kiss/toungue-kiss
lemmari, fritsu = blue mark
Nuolla, Lipaista = to lick, give a lick
Imeä, Imaista = suck, suckle
Läimäistä,läiskäistä,läpsästä = to smack, to slap
Purra,näykkiä = bite, nibble
Naida/Naipotella, panna/paneskella, nussia/nusasta, köyriä, polkea, sekstailla
= to fuck,fornicate,fuck,rut,stamp,have sex
Rakastella = to make love
Ota suihin (Ottaa suihin), Ime munaa/kyrpää (Imeä munaa/kyrpää), Puhu mikkiin (Puhua mikkiin)
== take to mouth (to take to mouth), suck dick/cock (to suck dick/cock), talk to microphone (to talk to mic)
~= blow me (to blow), suck dick/cock (to suck dick/cock), Give head (to give head)
Niska,Kaula,poski,korva,korvalehti, korvantaus,vatsa,reisi,lantio/lanne
== neck, throath,cheek,ear,earlobe,behind of ear,belly/stomach,thigh,hips
Rinta, rinnat, tissi, tissit, kikit, melonit,bosat, abersonit
= breast,breasts,booby,boobies
Takapuoli/takamus, pylly, perse, persaus, ahteri, äsäri
= behind,butt,ass,arse
Persereikä/persreikä,persvako,persposki
= asshole,ass-crack,buttcheek
pippeli,kikkeli,zinkkeli,penis,muna,kulli,kyrpä,kalu,vehje,soiro
= various dicks seemingly in size-order
kivekset, munat
= testticles,balls
emätin,pimppi,pillu,vittu,mirri,pesä
== vagina,pussy,cunt,cunt,pussy,nest
märkä, litimärkä = wet, soaking-wet
Seisokki, seisiö = hard-on
kondomi, kortsu, spärdäri, kumi
== condom, rubber

As proper nature children we tend to have a lot sex outdoors. At least in the warm season. Even in the cities it is not so uncommon to perceive a couple to vanish into bushes to follow their instincts. This kind of behaviour can be easily witnessed on 1st of may. Then mostly young people fill the streets. They are to celebrate few moths breeding season with vigorous attitude.
Of course the same is true in the numerous music festivals, although there the normal breeding unit is not a couple but more or less the whole audience. You should book your bush early on, if you don't have a tent or a car.
Oh what the hell! You can always turn hard-core and go into tightly packed mass of audience and do it from behind. It's fun!

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Did you notice that Trig has a chatroom?

mangroval — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 00:19:05 +0000

Yeah!
Just when I started to mutter under my breath: "whiny whine whine whine.... trig could use a chat room."

And the same in Finnish:

Perkele!
Ennenkuin ehdin alkaa asiasta pahemmin poraamaan teki hurripojat meille jekun!
Chatti löytyy jo!!

There is a post on forum : http://trig.com/forums/1-trig/8-new-shit#dis_284_trig_chat

And the chatroom: http://trig.com/chat

The feature is still at beta-phase. So some weird things may happen. (meaning of course: Other than me getting wacko !!)

FCC 4 - Abuses

mangroval — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 21:33:29 +0000

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Abuses

As noted before this is a topic highly controversial. Something can be considered as offensive and abusive for some people and a high praise for others. In every day life not much rude language is heard. If you are able to hear it from sober mouth, consider yourself very lucky. You have just received a high honour, you are assumed as an close friend. Only Inanimate objects and friends receive the truly imaginative way of flushing the brain from frustration and anger in Finland.

If you are not close to a Finn you have to practice your eyes to perceive annoyance or anger. Clenched jaw, pulsating vein is all you may see, and of course something getting chopped into pieces with the closest bladed or blunt weapon in a ferocity that would make any gory film seem lame.

=~ Means English counterpart
== Means word to word translation

We are great fans of smelling things:
Haista paska/vittu/kusi/sonta!
== Smell shit/cunt/piss/bile!
~= Go fuck yourself

Seems that our ancestors did much of that trial and error -stuff before they noticed that hats were best for keeping the head warm:
(Kusi/Paska/Vittu/Muna/Vesi)pää
== (piss/shit/cunt/cock/water)head
~= Fuck-head, Fuck-face

The theme of leaving runs deep in our culture:
Mene or Mee/Suksi/Painu/Hipsi/Häivy/Juokse/Syöksy
== Go to/Ski to/Take off/Prance off/Vanish to/Run to/Rush to

Good destinations for the trip you wish him/her to take:
Helvettin/Vittuun/Kuuseen/Perseeseen/Järveen/Suohon/Seinään/Kaivoon/Avantoon
== Hell/Cunt/Fir/Arse/Lake/Swamp/Wall/Well/Hole in the ice

A little more precicion and the whole farewell wishes can be uttered:
Suksi hevon vittuun!
== Ski to horses cunt
Häivy helevetin kuuseen!
== Vanish to hells Fir

Both having the meaning ~= Fuck off, Beat off

Somebody drooling into your drink trying to get too close to you (If somebody is going to drool into your drink it should be you!)
Älä lääpi! Painu/Mene/Mee vituun kuolaamasta siitä!
=~ Watch your hands! Fuck off from drooling on me!
== Don't paw (sleazily)! Take off/Go to cunt from drooling on me!

Something more elaborate:
Saatanan kääpiö, tuollaset pitäis vittu tunkea takaisin rukkaseen ja nussia uudelleen, Helevetin keskonen, tuollaset meillä talutetaan navetan taakse ja sotketaan suohon...Niin perkele. Saatanan sikiö! Vittu mikä hihhuli! Tule suoraan aukomaan päätäsi jos uskallat vitun tuhkamuna. Tuommonen helevetin riisitautinen narukulli, tyhyjää pullistelet siinä vitun homo! revi se pää perseestäsi ja tule tänne senkin juovapersesika! Vittu lakanaan sinut olis pitäny pyyhkiä kun on näköjään lurahtanut noin paljon kusta sekaan kun sinut siitettiin, perkele! Muijas huoraa kylillä ja sinä munaton aisankannattaja revit nupin turvoksiin ja juokset metrinen kyrpä ottassa kerjäämässä verta nenästäsi. Haita vittu ja maksa velekas! Sinä oksetat minua! Vedä käteen, saatanan apina!

Wow! Sounds like the kinder garden lunch call, doesn't it?
And the translation:
~= You fucking dwarf, likes of you should be fucking stuffed back to the cunt and be fucked again, you fucking still-born, likes of you we walk behind the barn and shovel into swamp...so dammit! Fucking foetus! Jesus, what a freak! Come straight to me yapping your mouth if you dare you fucking impotent. You damn undernourished wire-cock, it's useless to try to puff there you fucking homo! Rip that head out of your arse and come here you streaked-ass pig! Fuck! You should have been wiped into sheets when conceiving you. That much piss was dribbled into the mixture, dammit! Your wife whores around and you gutless cuckold drink yourself senseless and run amok around trying to pick a fight. Fuck you and pay your debts! You make me puke! Go Fuck yourself you fucking ape!

Some snippets taken and explained:
...rukkaseen (rukkanen)
== into the glove, glove
...keskonen
== premature child
... hihhuli
== weirdo,freak
... tule aukomaan päätäsi (aukoa päätä)
== come to open your head (to open ones head)
~= to cuss, yap, whine or fuck with somebody
...tuhkamuna
== ash-balled
~= impotent
... riisitautinen (riisitauti)
== sick with Osteomalacia (Osteomalacia)
~= weak, denourished
... narukulli
== rope-dick, wire-cock,
~= poorly equipped or without potency
...juokset metrinen kyrpä ottassa/otsassa (kyrpä otsassa), (kyrpä-otsa)
== run with a 3-foot cock on your forehead (cock on forehead) (cock-forehead)
~= to be overly stessed,angly and easily provoked (fuckhead, dickhead)
...kerjäämässä verta nenästäsi (kerjätä verta nenästä)
== begging the blood out of the nose (to beg the blood out of the nose)
~= asking for a fight, being ass-kicked
... vedä käteen (vedä kinttaseen/rukkaseen/kouraan/käteen)
== pull in to your glove (pull into your (glove/glove/fist/hand)
~= go fuck yourself, go jerk-off

I hope this gets you going. In fact you might notice that starting with more elaborate abuses might actually break a lot of ice when spoken to Finns with a wide smile. It sort of plays the true tune in our souls

Finnish crash-course. Pronunciation guide

mangroval — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 16:00:33 +0000

Pronunciation

This is not a part of crash-course in itself. It is more or less an aide requested by many...

Finnish is quite easy to get once you learn one simple thing:
Everything is pronounced as it is written.

Both vowels and consonants can be short or long (written with one or two letters). The length is distinctive and can get you into inspiring and artistic situations if you skip one letter or speak one too many. So, we tend to cut it short.

In the crocery store:
Saanko pusin/pussin? = May I have a kiss/bag?

In the bar:
Minä tarvitsen ISON lasin/Lassin aikaisempi ei kestänyt kuin minuutin. = I need a BIG glass/Lassi[guys name] the earlier lasted only a minute.

Dropping by in christmas time to a friends house:
Voi ihanaa, täällä kusi/kuusi taas haisee! = Oh lovely, it smells like piss/fir again in here!

Here is a guide with some examples. There is also a poem hidden in there. I could not help myself. Otherwise it would have been too dull a task for me. I tried to put words having both long and short vowels and consonants in the first part. The second part is for common Finnish diphthongs.

Sound	Description of the Sound	Finnish examples	Meaning
a	like a in after	Rakas Laaja Ahteri	Dear Wide butt/behind
e	like e in member	Kesä Peeveli	Summer Dammit
i	like i in licked,	Ihana Kiima	Lovely Heat/Hornyness
o	like o in coyish	Orvot ladottiin Koloon	Orphans were stacked into a Hole
u	like o in look!	Tipuin puusta	I dropped from a tree
b	like b in balls	Baari pubi	Bar pub
d	like d in do	Dorka sydän	Dork heart
f	like f in funny	Filmi	Film/movie
g	like g in glamorous	lungi kollega	cool/jovial colleague
h	like h in hops	Hullu Kaheli	Crazy luny
j	like y in yes?	Kalja ja jalkavaimo	Beer and mistress
k	like k in pumpkin,	Tanakka kulli	Stocky cock
l	like l in let	Pallit lainassa	Balls on borrow
m	like m in me	Lämmin muna	Warm egg/dick
n	like n in not	Nolo tilanne	Embarrassing situation
ng	like ng in sing!	Kengät	Shoes
p	like p in spin!	Pers' lappu	Arse note
s	like s in stop!	Nussi Sekopää	Fuck lunie
ä	like a in amused	Ääliö alä lyö	Moron don't hit
v	like v in villain,	Viina vajaus	Booze shortage
t	like t in stop!	Turpa katti	mouth/Snout cat
y	like German ü in uber	Yrjö kyylä	Puke(also a name) nosy(person)
ö	like German ö	Pöö söpöliini	Boo cutie
r	like Spanish r (slightly rolled)	Raivo Mörrimöykky	Wrath (untranslatable but all goth guys can be described with this )

Diphthongs
ai	like ai in aisle	Saivartelija	Smart-ass
ei	like ey in hey	Keimailija	Flirter
oi	like oi in voice	Soittaja	Player/caller
ui	like uy in Spanish muy	Kuiskaus	Whisper
yi	resembles ui in suisse	Hyytyi	Froze/fell to sleep/passed out
äi	ä followed by a short i in the same syllable	Läimäisenkö?	Shall I slap?
öi	ö followed by a short i in the same syllable	Metelöidään	Let's make noise
au	resembles ow in cow	Raukea laukeaminen	Drowsy/relaxed coming(orgasm)
eu	e followed by a short u in the same syllable	Keuhko	Lung/Heavy smoker
iu	i followed by a short u in the same syllable	Tiukka Liukas	Tight Slippery
ou	like o in so but more rounded	Snoukka	Snow-boarding
äy	ä followed by a short y in the same syllable	Käymistuotteet	Fermented substances
öy	ö followed by a short y in the same syllable	Köyriä	To hump/to rut
ie	like ie in Spanish bien	Hieman kiero	Slighly crooked
uo	like uo in Italian buona	Kuolema	Death
yö	y followed by a short ö in the same syllable	Syöjätär	Man eater

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Finnish crash-course. Pronunciation guide

After member licked...
Coyish look.
Balls do funny glamorous hops, yes?
Pumpkin, let me not sing!
Spin!
Stop!
Amused villain, stop!