ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
My name is Marissa... here is me in a nutshell, I guess;
Upset me and I'll throw used tampons in your pillowcase or pee on your stuff. I avoid people who quote Carlos Mencia at almost any cost. I smoke like a chimney, I drink like a fish, I curse way more than any sailor could ever dream, I dance like an excited retard when I hear music I like, and I could care less who sees it. Sometimes I sing really loud when I get drunk. I'll punch you in the junk if I feel that it is necessary. I tend to come off as a bit rough around the edges but I'm actually quite nice. I was born and raised here in Orlando, Florida. That makes me a native here, a dying breed. I despise the way people drive here. I'm not that thrilled about the amount of morons dwelling in my community, even with the high murder count we've had recently. I have rats and dogs. And a snake. I like weird shit. WEIRD. TAKE THE AMERICAN CHALLENGE!! (look it up... it is the single most terrifying sex toy in existence. Especially if you have a virgin ass) I like every damned color I've ever seen. Except maybe beige and excessive Navy Blue. Yuck. I love spontaneity. And blankets. Yeah I'm just rambling. I'll do this better later.
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