Mike Divine

I know it's old but ... hell I love to say FUCK!

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word referred to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language is derived from German ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.

In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for instance.. Shirley fucked John.
As an intransitive verb... Shirley fucks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as... Nick's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb... Amy talks too fucking much.

As an adverb enhancing an adjective... Lucy is fucking beautiful.
As a noun... I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word... absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence... Fuck the fucking fuckers.
Greetings-- "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud-- "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay-- "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble-- "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression-- "Fuck you!!!"
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Disgust-- "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief-- "What the fuck....?"
Diffuclty-- "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair-- "Fucked again."
Good Job-- "Congratufuckinglations."
Desperation-- "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."
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Incompetence-- "He fucks up everything."
Disappointment-- "This fucking fucker is fucked."
Sex-- "Let's fuck."
Maternal-- "Motherfucker."
Incestuous-- "Motherfucker."
Ambiguity-- "I'm not so fucking sure."
Agreement-- "Absofuckinglutely."
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Questioning Authority-- "Who the fuck do you think you are?"
Hypocrisy-- "Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker."
Praising the Lord-- "Jesus Fucking Christ."
I have a headache-- "Go fuck yourself."
Refusal-- "Oh you can fuck right off."
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Pissed off-- "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
Be quiet-- "Shut the fuck up."
You're right-- "Fucking oath." (Australianism)
Ostentation-- "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes."
Sensuousness-- "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots."
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Confidence-- "Fuckin' A."
Impressed-- "That was fucking amazing."
Apathy-- "I don't give a fuck."
Bewilderment or Ignorance-- "Fucked if I know."
Enraged-- "I'm gonna fuck you up!"
Annoyance-- "Fuck off, fucker."
Annoyance-- "For fuck's sake."
Extreme Wealth-- "Fuck You Money"

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay: ahhh fuck it.
Trouble: I guess I'm really fucked now.
Aggression: Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry: Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence: He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly: FUCK YOU!

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