melissa will shatter your pantomime reality

MissLissaKoller

26 year old Female from United States. 113 friends

it's not cold in here, you're just dying

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let ME eat cake.

My life is pretty damn awesome. 
of course, it's not perfect, but for the most part, i am in control of my life. so i keep the b.s. to a minimum, and find myself laughing more than stressing. 

i am lucky to have my husband and puppy. they rule, and i love them so much.

i am proud to say i can hold my own, and have a career that i earned all by myself. this allows lou to keep making music without worrying about having to financially support both of us. since he's in my favorite band, this benefits both of us on so many levels!

i love to eat, but i gotta watch what i eat since i'm missing most of my guts. 
You can hear the guts i have left digest my food. it sounds like a monster, and wakes lou and delilah every night. 
i love soft serve tofu ice cream, and am trying to perfect my own recipe at home. 
i'll eat half my dinner if there's a promise of cake afterwards.

i love to travel, but don't get to do it as often as lou. 

i have contemplated calling in sick many days just to play guitar hero. 
i beat GH2 in 2.5 hours. on the first try. and not on easy. 

i can twist my arms completely around, and i usually do it without realizing, which causes a lot of stares. 

my boss calls me "mapquest melissa". Now i get random calls asking for directions around nyc.