Miss Rowan

So I went down to Portland for the weekend with Rob to visit my best friend (twas her birthday). I drank a few too many gin and tonics, got a lapdance from the hottest stripper I have ever seen (she was tattooed, pierced, mohawked, hooker boots, holy fuck...), came back to the hotel, and passed out w...

So my cat decided that falling behind the dryer would be an awesome way to start the week. So now Pharaoh, the most accident prone kitty ever, is in a wee cast. He gimps about my house and generally makes me feel guilty for owning a dryer.

We're going to see the Decemberists tonight. I'm excited so he...

My week has been one small blow after another. If this keeps up much longer, though, I'm going to come at the next round swinging. I'm beginning to tire of this pattern. I'm a pretty forgiving girl. But I can only bounce back so many times, and I'm getting tired of assumptions. "Oh, she'll be fine. S...

So...Hiro Nakamura is pretty much the sexiest thing on the planet. There is something very attractive about a character who's intelligence is matched by his morality. It drives me batshit that the telly makes me watch people who are either sweet yet stupid or genius but diabolical. I attacked another...

Nothing irritates me more then the "genius of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people." I am so sick to death of these weight loss pills and fat creams that are broadcast to each of us on an hourly basis. I am not fat. Nor is that "love handles" photo some "shocking case of morbid obe...

We had company over for dinner and a film the other day, which is fun, but all that social shit is exhausting. Talking and laughing, cooking and entertaining is all wonderful, but unkind as it probably is, I enjoy the quiet company of my partner and kitties much more. The party that is a bath, a warm...