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So I went down to Portland for the weekend with Rob to visit my best friend (twas her birthday). I drank a few too many gin and tonics, got a lapdance from the hottest stripper I have ever seen (she was tattooed, pierced, mohawked, hooker boots, holy fuck...), came back to the hotel, and passed out with a big smile.
Woke around 9 on Sunday, smelling like booze, cigarettes (I don't smoke, but everyone else in PDX does apparently), and morning breath...to a boyfriend of 4 years holding out a big old diamond engagement ring.
(I said yes.)
So to recap: Gin, HAWT strippers licking my neck, comfy hotel sheets, ENGAGEMENT.
My. Life. Rules.
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