i throw rocks in my glass house
i sweat glitter and vomit rainbows. my tears are actually pink stars. and on saturday 
nights you can find me digging through random garbage bins looing for treasure. i was never born, i just became. people make me angry. that's why i own a gun. superman is a piece of shit. candy! candy! candy! what ever happened to skating rinks? i'll tell you. you see, when i was of the age of 5 i burnt down my house. i stole the car while my family was trapped in the fire. and as i was driving away i noticed a sign that said, "all skating rinks are uncool now." and that's the story of the first x-mas. jesus' middle name is howard. i've never broken a bone in my body, but someday i hope too. let's go look at that house. i have lung cancer. not really, but seriously, i do. just kidding, i don't....yes i do. or do i? you tell me. T.V. is slowly making everyone more stupid. sum peepole thenk eye'm stoopid. i think they're faggots. that word doesn't offend me. but the word floccinaucinihilipilification pisses me off. i don't eat very often because i'm afraid i'll get fat like you. i'm already fat enough. fat enough to eat your mom. i'll fucking fist her afterwards too. i'm blind in one eye because my mother stabbed me while i was in the womb. i have created the cure for cancer, starting bid will be $983,498,837,940,541.17. in a world full of hypocrites, i'm just glad i'm a liar. i smoke tons of cigarettes. gods greatest invention. water should be free, but it's not. i'm so sexy that your father wants me. he told me himself. after he hit your 3 year old sister across the mouth. inspector gadget- professional detective, trained cyborg, and loving uncle. i don't like breathing, takes up time. and that children, is where babies come from.
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nights you can find me digging through random garbage bins looing for treasure. i was never born, i just became. people make me angry. that's why i own a gun. superman is a piece of shit. candy! candy! candy! what ever happened to skating rinks? i'll tell you. you see, when i was of the age of 5 i burnt down my house. i stole the car while my family was trapped in the fire. and as i was driving away i noticed a sign that said, "all skating rinks are uncool now." and that's the story of the first x-mas. jesus' middle name is howard. i've never broken a bone in my body, but someday i hope too. let's go look at that house. i have lung cancer. not really, but seriously, i do. just kidding, i don't....yes i do. or do i? you tell me. T.V. is slowly making everyone more stupid. sum peepole thenk eye'm stoopid. i think they're faggots. that word doesn't offend me. but the word floccinaucinihilipilification pisses me off. i don't eat very often because i'm afraid i'll get fat like you. i'm already fat enough. fat enough to eat your mom. i'll fucking fist her afterwards too. i'm blind in one eye because my mother stabbed me while i was in the womb. i have created the cure for cancer, starting bid will be $983,498,837,940,541.17. in a world full of hypocrites, i'm just glad i'm a liar. i smoke tons of cigarettes. gods greatest invention. water should be free, but it's not. i'm so sexy that your father wants me. he told me himself. after he hit your 3 year old sister across the mouth. inspector gadget- professional detective, trained cyborg, and loving uncle. i don't like breathing, takes up time. and that children, is where babies come from.myspace.com/poxydoxy
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I have no clue why there was paper towels in there. i just know that they were.
im being overrun by poltergeists or something. which is cool until they start fucking with me!
the logical thing to do is...drink more.
sorry your stomach hurts brother, my mofockin' HEAD hurts. i drank way to much.
yea, apparently someone decided it'd be funny to put a whole roll of paper towels in the oven, then i walk by and click it on to pre-heat. almost burnt the merf down.
whats the news that is news?
hows youse?
love love the music....trigged ya
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Cool music you got here!
Keep it up,
Mathias