**The JoKeЯ**

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Quotes:

(Metalocalypse: Episode #1: The Curse of Dethklok) "Ohh! Whats this place called? -Toki This is, I believes, called a Food Libraries. -Swkizgaar (Toki and Swkizgaar saying Food Libraries) Its called a grocery store you douche bags!! Im sorry bout douche bags, I gots low blood sugar.. -Pickles" (Metalocalypse: Episode 26: Cleanso) "I DO COCAINE!!!" ~Dr. Rockso "Are you guys giving Dr. Rockso an intervention?" ~Dr. Rockso "Dear Dr Rockso, I hate you and I think you should die. You are an idiot, I hate your voice. There's not enough room on this paper to properly describe how much I hate you, go die. There, is that good?" ~ Nathan Explosion of Dethklok 'FUCK THE LIME LIGHT, I'M THE ONE I NEED TO IMPRESS'~Violent J "24" 'Bitch I'm the sexiest killa you kno! Come equipt with an Axe and some love handles!' ~Jamie Madrox "Bitch I'm Sexy" 'BLESSED WITH A HEART BUT IT'S COLD AS ICE AND BROKEN TWICE. NOW I WALK WITH AN AXE, DRESSED IN ALL JET BLACK, WITH CONTACTS, STRAIGHT MANIAC.' ~TwIzTiD "We Dont Die" "The more we intellectualize, the more imprisoned we become" ~Fyodor Dosoevsky "(talking about Satan) He's that little voice inside your mind that says 'Fuck you' to the people you hate!" ~the open mic host in Tenacious D in the Pick Of Destiny "By the power of truth, I have conquered the universe" ~V For Vendetta "Artists use lies to tell the truth while the government tells lies to hide the truth" ~V For Vendetta "Its like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a door knob!" ~Rip Torn "WE ARE THE CAUSE OF A WORLD THATS GONE WRONG! CIVILIZATION IS OVER! ELECT THE DEAD!" ~Serj Tankian "Why does everybody have to fit in? You should feel comfortable in this skin." ~Jon Davis "I don't care what people think or say about me, I know who I am." ~Jon Davis "A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it." ~Jon Davis "Real friends stab you in the front." ~Jon Davis "Some people are desperately looking for scapegoats, they just don't want to see the truth!" ~Jon Davis "YOU LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE IM DIFFERENT, I LAUGH AT YOU BECAUSE YOURE ALL THE SAME" ~Jon Davis "Love is an emotion your heart creates to feel accepted" ~Nicky "Its like watching a turtle and a snail go at it, youll never stay awake to watch the end!" ~Nicky

Books:

Martin Brodeur: Beyond The Crease Insane Clown Posse and Their Dark Carnival The Odyssey Romeo and Juliet Antigone The Tragedy of Julius Caesar Any of Edgar Allen Poe's stuff

Movies:

Tenacious D: the Pick of Destiny; V for Vendetta; Sweeney Todd; The Simpsons Movie; Hercules; Beowulf; Big Money Hustlas; 300; Troy; Wayne's World 1 and 2; Life Aquatic; South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut; Running Scared; Sleepy Hallow; Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3; Jackass 1 and 2; Edward Scissor Hands; Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2; Pulp Fiction; Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story; Stealing Harvard; Saving Silverman; Freddy Got Fingered; Tommy Boy; Beverly Hills Ninja; Almost Heros; Black Sheep; Lil Nicky; Click; Big Daddy; 8 Crazy Nights; Happy Gilmore 50 First Dates; Billy Madison; Mr. Deeds; the Wedding Singer; Music & Lyrics; Elf; Anchorman; Bewitched; Ricky Bobby; White Chicks; Smokey and the Bandit 1 and 2; Dumb and Dumber; Nightmare Before Xmas; Dogma; Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Mall Rats; Euro Trip; Premonition; 40 Year Old Virgin; You, Me, and Dupree; Fever Pitch; Taxi; Robbin Hood: Men In Tights; the Outsiders; the Messengers; Duplex; Rocky Horror Picture Show; Not Another Teen Movie; Date Movie

Music:

KoЯn!!!!!!!! ICP!!!!!!!! DeThKlOk!!! TeNaCiOuS d!! TwIzTiD!!! AvEnGeD SeVeNfOlD, PsYcHoStIcK, AC/DC, AFI, As Blood Runs Black, Atreyu, The Beatles, Billy Idol, Black Sabbath, Bloodhound Gang, Bob Marley, Crossfade, Dark Funeral, Destruction of a Rose, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Earshot, Egypt Central, Enslaved, Faith No More, Five Finger Death Punch, Flyleaf, Frank Sinatra, Freezepop, Godhead, Godsmack, Good Charlotte, Gorilaz, Green Day, Guns 'N' Roses, HIM, Hinder, Imperial Vengeance, Incubus, Instruction, Jimmy Eat World, Johnny Cash, Kiss, Lamb of God, Less Than Jake, Linkin Park, The Living End, Living Legends, Marilyn Manson, Megadeth, Metallica, Mindless Self Indulgence, Misfits, The Moldy Peaches, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Neverset, Overscene, Ozzy Ozbourne, Papa Roach, PANIC! At the Disco, Plain White T's, Poison, Presidents of the United States of America, Puddle of Mudd, Quiet Riot, Rage Against The Machine, Red Chord, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Rob Zombie, Rolling Stones, Saving Abel, Seether, Serj, Tankian, Shadows Fall, Sixx A.M. Slipknot, Stabbing Westward, Staind, Stone Temple Pilots, Suicidal Tendencies, Sum 41, System of a Down, Thrice, Van Halen, The White Strips, White Zombie

Tattoos:

None - maybe someday

Ethnicity:

White/Caucasian

Eye Color:

Blue

Body Mods:

None - don't want to

Piercings:

I have a lot

Smoking:

Non-smoker

Hair Color:

Black

Drinking:

Occasional drinker

Children:

Someday

Sexuality:

Straight

Marital Status:

Single