Rock Show Power Hour

Happy New Year

Happy New Year from all of us here at the Rock Show Power Hour! 

Speaking of New Year's Eve, (NYE), I hate it!  It is the worst night of the year.  364 nights a year I am out on the prowl using my man-charms to bait some chicks into coming back to "Satan's Palace O' Lovin'" but NYE is a different story.  When I was young my family would have supper, play games, watch movies, and dance around the house at midnight.  It was all fun and games until I grew up and realized that NYE is nothing but a drunken sex-fest.  All year I am out hitting the streets, working my mojo looking for some tail but then on NYE society loosens its morals and says,  "It's time for you all to get drunk and screw!  It's okay, everybody does it".  What is up with that?  I am Satan the Stealer of Souls.  I hate being told what to do and I love a challenge.  These chicks on NYE are way to easy to sleep with.  I remember that at the last NYE party I was at, (December 31st 1972), I had to hand out numbers to all of the ladies and ask them to line up and join me two at a time!  That was the old me.  I have come to realize that NYE has gone from family fun to and NC17 rated orgy.  Now on NYE I take some penicillin and go to bed early so I can start my new year out "fresh".  For those of you that don't think NYE is all about sex then next year go ahead and get drunk and watch Dick's ball drop while you make-out with strangers.  Think about it.

Satan