Rock Show Power Hour

Walk Hard - 78/100 - Bonus points for seeing a real average size penis on the screen but points off for all the boring parts in between.  The songs were great.  There were many funny parts but I found my mind wandering to thoughts of cumulus clouds and bottled water.  And what's with the Jenna/Pam lip synchronization? 

I Am Legend - 42/100 - For those of you that have heard my rant about this movie, don't worry I won't waste twenty minutes of your time again.  Just know this.  It sucked. It made no sense at all.  It was not like the awesome novel at all - not enough to borrow the title.  I give 40 points to the people that made New York look deserted and torn apart, 1 point to the mannequins and I give the final point to the fine young lady who saved my seat while I waited for 39 minutes to get popcorn and a soda.  Oh, and I missed the Batman trailer.  That sucked too.

Lars and the Real Girl - 94/100 - A wonderful, magical and delightful movie experience.  Great acting, directing and everything else - especially the attention to detail in the sets and wardrobe.  I quite enjoyed how, at the start of the film, Lars had a picture in his cubicle of his brother and sister in law and slowly the pictures began to multiply with snapshots of his lovely latex lady and the townsfolk.  I love how that doll became a real girl in the eyes of everyone.  That is why the points were taken off too.  Honestly, everyone in the town is cool with Plastic Petra?  No fifteen year old hooligan would be able to resist yelling out something crude.