Rock Show Power Hour

Kelly Lynn from Hamilton recently asked us, "What kind of undershorts do you guys sport around town?  I am dying to update my mental pictures"!

I am all about the boxer-brief man-shorts.  They make my man-package feel stylish and comfortable in its surroundings.  Get out your mind camera and take a picture of the ones I have on now....CK camo!  Perfect for concealing a man-missile! (Did I go too far)? 

Satan is all about the boxers covered in hearts like the ones featured in his first short film, "Satan's Underpants are on The Floor and He Won't Bend Over to Pick Them up".  He says that wearing his love-lace makes Mr. Leroy feel appreciated which in turn makes him put on a better all around performance in any lady's lair of love.

The Calgary stopped wearing under-things after the "Catastrophe" of 07.  He would always buy mighty man-thongs made from the finest silks the world had to offer for prices that people driving Jaguars would cry over. That all stopped after an over-anxious brunette, that he picked up in a local club using one of his many pick-up lines, took him into the bathroom to molest him in a good way. Instead of taking the time to undress his large man-area, she thought it would be faster to rip off his man-thong.  She pulled up on his undies real hard splitting Rolly and Polly in half faster than a model in a box at a magic show.  Now, wherever The Calgary goes he is dressed for love action as a copulation commando!

Hank