Rock Show Power Hour

Beautiful Beth from Edmundston New Brunswick asked us, "The March segment with Satan singing in the shower about Avril Lavigne, is that a real song that you have recorded like Lesbian Seagull and the Urinal Etiquette song?  If not, you should turn it into one.  It would be crazy funny with a serious beat"!  The answer to this question is.......we’re way ahead of you Beth.  Satan slipped into the studio a few weeks ago and recorded a sweet version of, "My Dream Avril Lavigne".  Satan tried to sound super serious which made it even funnier!  Satan’s new single is set to drop on April fool’s Day.

Sexy Susan from Atlanta Georgia asked me, "Have you ever been in a band.  Also Hank, you are a funny and smart boy, do you have any band names hidden away that you would want to share with me?  I have started a punk rock band and we are at odds over what to call ourselves".  Funny you should ask.  I came up with the sweetest band name a few nights ago, "Thunder Kitten"!  Now that is a band name with lots of Zazz!  If that doesn’t rock your socks and matching bra and panty set off then I have a few more, some from back in the day when my band was trying to pick a name.  We settled for, "Anger Management" but I had way smarter names than that.

Me and a Samurai – Everyone loves Samurais.  They are so mysterious with their swords and cumbersome body-coverings.  Are they wearing underpants?  No one knows.  Sneaky. 

Croc Rockers – I was picturing piercings, mohawks and pink Crocs on your feet until I found out that the dudes who sometimes play with Sir Elton call themselves the Crocodile Rockers.  Too bad.

Peter Wears Panties – This name would probably work best if someone in the band is named Peter.  If no such Peter exists then as long as you have a dude in the band the name will work.  Every guy has a "Peter" which makes the name work on a whole different level!  Using this band name will pack your venues as tight as Satan packs his man-thongs with tube socks.

Pube Loofahs - One of my favourites. I thought of this name while Satan and I were recording the track, "Satan is a Hairy Beast".  Check it out at Trig.com/rockshowpowerhour

Shower Shank – I came up with this name while watching episodes of HBO’s Oz.  How many times do I have to say this?  "Never go in the shower with a dude who has put his angry eyes in.  You want shampoo massaged through your mane not a shank in your spine and you blood in the drain"!

WWVMD, (What would Vic Makey do) – He would pick up an axe and shred the shirts of the sexy ladies in the front row then he would go back to the green room and steal some drugs!

Those are my top picks.  I also enjoy Tough Read, Chain-Link Cannibals, Preparation X, Panty Parade, Midwife Madness, Lolita Lollipop, Brown Bunny Boxers and Sucks to Ben Mulroney’s Assmar!

Hank