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Blog post 'Hank's Movie Ratings April'

Hank's Movie Ratings April

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10,000 BC – 14/100 – Stupid.

Lust Caution, (A.K.A Se Jie) – 29/100 –What happened to you Ang Lee?  What happened to this movie?  It got all the hype about the crazy NC-17 sex romps, which were close to soft-core porn, but after that was over there was nothing left. Sucks to your ass-mar Ang Lee.  I quit you!     

Semi Pro – 69/100 – Sweaty seventies basketball players are funny.  Kind of.

Drillbit Taylor – 69/100 – Unemployed dude protecting nerdy teens is funny.  Kind of.

August Rush – 81/100 – I was concerned about watching a movie with a child actor as the lead but I was filled with a “Rush” of happiness and joy when he didn’t suck the ass off a goat.

Hitman – 85/100 – For an action movie based on a great video game this movie surprised me.  It was great!  The best video game adaptation yet. 

Dan in Real Life – 87/100 – Steve Carell was not funny but funny.  You know what I mean.  It was super keen. 

Bank Job – 87/100 – Cool heist movie where the transporter dude tried not to act like the transporter dude.  It would have been better if the voices could be heard. I became very proficient at reading lips so thank you Cineplex Odeon.

The Mist – 88/100 – This movie was pretty good but not an 88.  I added on extra points because at the end of the film there was a huge ass beast, (like dinosaur tall) walking beside the vehicle that the actors were in and....you are never going to believe this...the truck actually bounced up and down as the creature was strolling past...the ground shook and the actors reacted to it...I am sure that this is a movie first! 

Hank

 

 

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