Blog post 'Life Lessons from Your Uncle Hank #4'
Life Lessons from Your Uncle Hank #4
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Life Lessons from Your Uncle Hank #4
9. Never get your hair trimmed and styled when you are under the influence of a flu-type virus. Coughing and/or sneezing while sitting in the pump-action chair can lead to bleeding scalp and ears. Oh, and the red fluids gushing from your cranium will not equal a free style and shampoo.
“You spread your germs, I spread your blood all over my scissors! Now, hold still”!
10. It is not funny to sneak into a Dollar store and stick $9.99 price tags on a whole row of items. The concept is hilarious but putting it into practise is hard. The problem is that when you take the dollar stickers of the cheap-ass items one of the price tags might accidently fall and stick to your leg, possibly near your nether-regions. The private area price tag may be unnoticed by you but trust me every one of those penny-pinching trash hunters is thinking that, for the low-low price of one dollar, your junk is going to be their treasure.
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