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This is list of some of the things that you should never do.

1.  You should never fuck over someone in your family!  Never lie, cheat, or steal from anyone in your family.  If you do then your a peice of shit!

2.  You should NEVER cheat on your significant other!  If you can't keep your dick in your pants or your legs closed when your not around them...then you shouldn't be with them!  Sorry to anyone who's sensitive to this subjuect...Wait a second, no I'm not!  Don't be a fuck!  I know people make mistakes, it's just that this is one's not forgetable.  Forgivable, but not forgetable.  And beleive me it's good to forgive, but you can take your time with that part.

3.  You should never fuck with kids.  In any way.  If you beat your kid(s), then you deserve to get BEAT unmercifully.  If you molest or (it makes me sick to say this) rape a child, then you're a sick son of a bitch that should be butt fucked with a whiffle ball bat (one of the BIG red ones for little kids), then the parents should be able to have their way with you, and then you should be offed, but by decapatation, so we don't waste any bullets because your not worth the money.  FILTHY FUCKERS!

4.  You should never tell someone that you will bring them weed, and then just not show up or call or answer your phone.  That is FUCKED UP!  People need their "fuckit" and don't have all day to wait (even though they probably will).  If you don't want to make money or smoke for free (whatever the reason is that you sell), then don't fucking sell!  This is not about my guy...I don't wanna piss him off!  

5.  You should never Punch a woman.  That is unless she's a real fucking bitch and thinks that she can hit you all she wants and nothing will happen.  Sorry ladies, but if you're going to hit like a man, then be prepared to GET hit like one.  I know that this doesn't happen that often, but there are some woman out there like that.  I'm not just talking a out of my ass, I've known my fair share.  I won't name names though...I don't want to have to get in a fight with a chick.  Although I could always let my wife handle my light work!  She likes kicking bitches asses !  She's hardcore!

6.  You should never spit in someone's face.  That, my freinds, is grounds for murder!  That is one of the most foul thing that you could do to someone.  The only time that it's okay, is if you just got done beating someones ass for really fucking you over.  And even if that's the case, then they better have really fucked with you.  Like hurt a family member or molested a kid or something.  Then you can spit in their face.

7.  You should never cut ME off and then go slow!  I don't know about anyone else, but I will fucking run you off the road!  You have mirrors...use them.  If you see someone coming up kind of fast, then don't get over until they have passed.  Or if you must cut them off, at least push down the gas pedal and go faster then they are coming at you.  Don't be a shitty driver.

8.  You should never use the "N" word!  Racists can suck my balls.  Grow up and smell the 21st century, cause if I hear you saying it, then I'll take the cloth from over your head, wipe my ass with it and then choke you out with it, you ignorant fuck!

9.   You should never be so stupid to over hit a bong or pipe so much, that you cough into it and send nasty bong water or a firey bowl flying threw the air.  That sucks.  Especially if it's your house and have to clean it up.  As a matter of fact, that's a new party rule.  If your that dip shit, then you have to clean up your own mess.  And if you can't smoke like a man then step and let the pros handle it.  Cause we know how not to waste it. 

10.  You should never ever, under any circumstances...grow a mullet!  They are DIRTY!  But if you don't have a mullet, then you should by all means, stare at every mullet you see.  Try to take pics or vids, whatever you can find to document the occasion.  They are a dying breed!  Mulletsgalore.com-this is a great archive of mullets, from your classic mullet all the way to the very rare FROllet (that's right! An afro-mullet), Fucking Sweet!

And that will conclude this list of things "You Should Never Do."
Thanks for reading, and feel free to leave comments on anything you agree/disagree with.  If you disagree, then you obviously suck and are very wrong.  Sorry!