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Okay...so there was this DICK that used to be the shop foreman at my job.  Not by any means my superior, totally different dept.  When I say DICK, I mean COCK SUCKER!  Sorry for all of you virgin eyes.  He was racist as shit and just a plain, mean spirited asshole.  And a fucking drunk to top it all off.  He used to work the night shift and this was during his transition from nights to days.  It was the end of the day and I had already changed out of my uniform and was walking out my back door, when I realised that a truck part was gone.  This was not just some little ol part.  It was an air-to-air for a brand new $100,000 plus Kenworth semi-truck.  About an $800 part or more.  Anyway, I thought that I should check with my boss to see if he knew what happened to it.  He had no idea, so I asked the rest of the parts dept. and nobody knew shit (typical).  So the next step was to ask the shop.  The shop foreman was the man to ask.  The DICK!  Mind you, this is the first time that I had said a word to this douche.  I walked into his office, where he was training the new foreman.  I simply asked (very nicely) if either of them had seen where the air-to-air went.  This was the reply I got from him.  Again this is the first time I had ever talked to him!  "HEY motherfucker, don't you come in here asking where your shit is, because you leave it parked behind the first bay, and I'm just gonna start runnin the shit over!"  I was flabbergasted, to say the least.  I stood there for about 10 seconds not saying a word.  When I did, it was this.  "Hey I don't think you need to talk to me like that.  I just asked a quest..."  Then I was cut off with "I TOLD YOU TO GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE (as he's coming around the desk towards me)!"  So of course I pipe up and start in with "HEY MOTHER FUCKER!  YOU AINT SHIT TO ME!"  And the next thing I knew was that his fucking hand was over my MOUTH!  Like to shut me up.  I fucking lost it!  I grabbed him by the neck and all but picked his decreped, drunken body off the floor.  I had my fist cocked and ready to go, but once I bounced his head off the brick wall, he kind seemed a little out of it and not up to me punching him in the fucking grill.  Plus, the only thing running through my head was, how bad Amanda would kick the shit out of me for getting fired over beating up a drunk fuck!  All of a sudden one of the mechanics grabbed me from behind, trying to rip me off this bastard, as I'm screaming "The next time you fucking touch me, I'll fucking KILL you mother fucker!"  And that's when I looked up to see the General Manager come walking in from the office that was 10 ft. away. By the time he got all the way out of the office we were in the shop and broken apart.  He looked at me and asked what the problem was.  I just replied "I don't have a fucking problem...He does!"  They just decided to let me go home and talk about it in the morning.  When I got home that evening, the fisrt thing Amanda said was "Who fucking head did you bust open and make bleed all over at work?"  I was like "WHAT!?"  I guess one of my buddies at work called and told her, that after I left, he saw The DICK  being helped to the rest room to wash all the blood off himself.  When I smashed his head into the wall, I must have busted it open and knocked him stupid.  I didn't think I bounced it that hard, but I was pretty fucking pissed off!  So I guess the moral of the story is: If there's a real DICK at your work, that you don't like because they suck, and you want a day off...just ask them a nice question and you'll probably get to kick the shit out of them and get a day off (not paid of course, but who cares, it's a day off!).  Hey it worked for me 1/1 times.  That's 100%  Plus I asked if  I could have Friday off and they said yes.  They knew that he was a DICK too.  Shortly after he was fired for saying some racist bullshit to a customer.  What a FUCK HEAD!  RACISTS EAT POO!!!