Scope

The other night, me and my friend are watching the children's classic Mio min Mio for old times sake. And casually he goes,

"Christian Bale as a kid looks sort of like a girl I fingered once. Er, I mean twice."

I hastily proclaimed it to be the most genious line ever uttered, but soon revoked this claim. This is because I thought of another one from a few years back. This time it was another friend of mine, a man of dubious moral character whom I no longer hang out with, who had succeeded in his favourite prospect. That is to say, to *score*.
This happened on a Viking Line one-night cruise, and the chick in question was, according to this friend of mine, not really a looker. However, after the act itself when he had wrapped himself in a towel, mixed himself a drink  and sat down opposite the chick, she says sadly,

"I have a boyfriend."

My friend, he just looks at her for a moment. Then he goes,

"Oh. Tell him I said hi."