The Tattooed Alien

Current mood: aroused
Category: Life

Penis Facts

• Average length of penis not erect - 3.5 inches
• Average length when erect - 5.2 to 6.4 inches
• Longest - 13 inches
• Shortest - 5/8 of a inch {poor boy}
• Longest in Animal kingdom - 11 feet from the Blue Whale
• Amount of semen per ejaculation - 1-2 teaspoons
• Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime - 7,200
• Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation - 2,000 {yank away}
  
• Average total of amount of lifetime ejaculate - 14 gallons{lets see porn stars swallow that}
• Average speed of ejaculation - 28 miles per hour {hey watch it someone or someone may lose an eye}
• Average calories in a teaspoon of semen - 7
• Most arousing time for a man - morning/fall
• Improve sexual function - quit smoking, start exercising and lose weight
• Men who say they masturbate - 60% {rock on boys}
  
• Men who say they masturbate at least once a day - 54%
• Men who feel guilty for that doing it that often - 41%
• Time needed to regain an erection - from 2 minutes to 2 weeks{I hope no girls have to wait 2 weeks for her man}
• Average number of erections per day - 11
• Average number of erections per night - 9
• Sperm life - 2 and 1/2 months from development to ejaculation
• All penises bend slightly to the left or right - none are perfectly straight
• Odors that increase blood flow to the penis - lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie
• Speed of erotic sensations to the brain - 156 miles per hour
  
• Thickness of average condom - .07 mm
• Thickness of super-thin condoms - .05 mm
• 500 Americans die a year from asphyxia during sex in an attempt to reach a more powerful orgasm
• Karma Sutra - it would take 4 years for a couple to try all 529 positions given today's average frequency of intercourse
• Men of the Walibri tribe of Australia shake penises to greet each other not hands
• There are cases of men born with two penises. The first discovered was in 1609 by a doctor named Wecker who discovered the corpse of a man in Bologna had such.
• Caramoja tribal men of northern Uganda tie a weight to their penises to elongate them some must knot their penises afterwards
• Mamba men of New Habrides wrap their penises in yards of cloth to make them look up to 17 inches long.
• March 15th Japan throws a giant festival every year in celebration of the penis. In Komoki a 900 pound wooden phallus is paraded around the streets and women carry large dildos in their arms. Thousands of people come to pay homage to the penis.

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