The Calgary

Hello beautiful babes and dudes.  Adolyne, that kick-ass band from Saskatoon that we have been promoting on the Rock Show Power Hour, is having a party to kick off the release of their new album. If you love Adolyne as much as we do and are fully prepared to have your matching bra and panty sets and ...

Hello my freaky femmes and dudes. The Calgary has created an extra special treat for you.  He has promoted himself to the position of Rock Show Power Hour Project Manager and created a group on the crazy thing called Facebook.  It is open to everyone, kind of like The Calgary’s bed, so please join no...

I was at the University of Calgary Book Store the other evening and ran into this blond haired hot tamale of a temptress named Rebecca. I was searching for the newest version of the zillion dollar math text that I needed for the new semester when she snuck up behind me and whispered in my ear;

“If you...

Hello lovely lassies and dudes.  I have to tell you what happened to me at the Calgary Stampede.  I was watching a crazy rodeo show when these two sexy cowgirls walked past me.  I whipped out my trusty lasso that was hanging from my assless chaps and caught the freaky femmes before they could find...

Hello my lovely ladies and dudes you will never believe what happened to me.  Usually it is me dishing out the lines but last night a sexy she-devil named Heather picked-me up, literally, and took me back to her hotel room for some late night love-making.   I was standing against a wall surveying the...

Hello my freaky females and dudes my name is the Calgary and here is another pick-up line for you, (this one is courtesy of one of the sexiest ladies in all the land, Kimber).  I was recently, as you have probably heard, hunting the mighty Kroeger with my buddies Hank and Satan up near Hanna Alberta....

Pick-Up Line 14

I was hanging out where all the girls gather, the alley behind the University of Calgary Bar, when I was approached by a bombshell brunette. She walked over to me and I said, "I am writing a term paper on the finer things in life, can I interview you"?  She was all too eager to help ...