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Blog post 'Pick-Up Line #1'

Pick-Up Line #1

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Pick-Up Line #1

The following line has worked for me over ten trillion times so try it out tonight.  It is super easy!  Walk up to a potential boudoir buddy and say,

Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? 

Enough to break the ice!

Hey, how you doin'?

Trust me, it will get his or her clothes off faster than a squirrel hunting for nuts on speed!

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    My friend actually used that same line a few years ago, and it really did work. HAHAHA!!!