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Blog post 'Pick-Up Line #2'

Pick-Up Line #2

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Pick-Up Line #2

So now that you have used a friendly, hey-how-you-doin-nice-to-meet-you-I-am-horny-please-take-me-back-to-your-place-for-some-hot-animal-lovin' pick-up line, here is a slightly more challenging line for you to try.  I used this line last night at a club and this morning I woke up in the woods beside an angry cougar.  Meow!

Hey baby, I've got some Skittles in my moth, wanna taste the rainbow?

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