The Calgary

Reader/Listener Responses

I have been getting a lot of crazy messages from our listeners.  Here are a few of them.

>From: "Paul metose" <          @hotmail.com>
>To: rockshowpowerhourwithhank@hotmail.com
>Subject: polar bear
>Date: Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:54:09 -0600
>
>Hi Hank and Satan.  The Calgary is great.  i used his new pickup
>line and it kind of worked.  i got a few kisses a boob graze. 
>please pass along my thanks to that guy in the Alberta.  keep up the
>good work and keep those lines a coming.
>Paul Metose
>Barrie Ontario

You are most welcome Paul.  I remember my first boob graze.  It was so gentle and amazing.  Who knew grandma had such soft bosoms?

From: "Rachel Morgans"<             @hotmail.com>
>To: rockshowpowerhourwithhank@hotmail.com
>Subject: Polar Bears
>Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:30:45 -0600
>
>Hank that new guy from Calgary sounds cute.  Is that really him on
>your myspace??I still don''t believe that his line has worked as
>many times as he says it did but that's okay with me.  Just jokles! 
>I am still waiting for someone to use that line on me.  If they said
>it just like the Calgary guy with the "hello baby girl" and
>everything, it would work.  I would for sure let him or her! take me
>home and take off my panties.  I can't wait to hear his May line. 
>Stay sexy, you guys!
>
>Hugs & kisses
>Rachel

Rachel, please give me your address.  Slip on something sexy, get those candles lit and crank that Barry White.  I can be there in minutes!

From: "Mikey Lawrenz" <             @hotmail.com>
>To: rockshowpowerhourwithhank@hotmail.com
>Subject: I love skittles
>Date: Sat, 05 May 2007 10:30:24 -0600
>
>Hey hank, I sure do love skittles now that I had a fine looking babe
>taste the rainbow in my mouth and various other places.  That
>Calgary guy sure knows his stuff!  Keep up the good work.
>
>Mikey
>St Paul MN

Well Mikey it sure sounds like you are becoming quite the ladies man.  I'm glad I could help.  It makes me feel so great knowing the good that I am doing in this world.  All of the love making that is happening because of me.  Remember, if the condom breaks, name your baby after me.  Little Calgary or baby Calgarina, so cute!
>
>From: Blair Madden <             @hotmail.com>
>To: <rockshowpowerhourwithhank@hotmail.com>
>Subject: PICK-UP LINES
>Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2007 14:26:50 -0600
>
>
>HEY HANK HERE'S A PICK-UP LINE FOR THE CALGARY GUY TO USE IN ONE OF HIS SEGMENTS.
>
>"Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard"?
>
>Ha!
>
>Cheers;
>
>Blair from Winnipeg

Well Blair, good effort but I really don't think anyone but me could pull this one off.  There are going to be a lot of swollen jaws and groins after this one hits the bar scene!

The Calgary