Blog post 'Pick-Up Line #8'
Pick-Up Line #8
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Pick-Up Line 8
Now this one is for the ladies!
I was at the local sex-club when this lady of the night walked up to me and said;
"Hey baby, can I borrow a smoke"?
I whipped, (pun intended), one out of the waistband of my leather man-thong and handed it to the vixen. She grabbed it, (pun intended), and said;
"Thanks, but I don't smoke. I just wanted something of yours in my mouth".
Well after she said that, I went all Richard Gere in Pretty Woman on her ass. She liked it.
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