Blog post 'Pick-Up LIne #9'
Pick-Up LIne #9
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Pick-Up Line 9
I was at the mall buying some silk man-panties for Satan when I noticed a naughty elf sitting on the lap of a mall Santa. I pulled her off the old perv's package and said;
Hey baby girl, can I take your picture? I want to show the "real" Santa exactly what I want for Christmas this year!
She said yes and the next thing you know I'm sipping some spicy eggnog while taking some topless photos of her in the back of Santa's workshop.
Happy Holidays. You can meet me under the mistletoe any time!
The Calgary
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