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Blog post 'Pick-Up Line #10'

Pick-Up Line #10

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Pick-Up Line 10

Yes, Hank and I drank some of Jeb's Grandpappy's Hooch and decided to record this line and from the emails that we are getting we should do that more often!  We are funny and freaky! 

Hank, Satan and I were at a hot New Year's Eve party when I spotted this gorgeous gal, Meagen, from across the room.  I walked over to her and said;

"Hello lovely lady, my name is Doug.  That's GOD spelled backwards with a little bit of U in it"!

After those words left my mouth, Meagen said;

"Silly boy you can't fool me.  Your name is not Doug, it's The Calgary.  I've seen your sexy man-chest on the internet.  I think you are so cute.  Let's go back to my place and screw like rabbits"!

It was spicy hot!

I am The Calgary 

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