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Blog post 'Reader Responses #2'

Reader Responses #2

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About timeFrom: Meagen Mulligan (____________@yahoo.com) September 16, 2007 11:58:50 AMTo: rockshowpowerhourcalgary@hotmail.com

Hi Calgary.  I finaly got one of your lines to get me sex.  I saw this cute boy last night at a club and I walked up to him and used your polarbear line to try and break the ice.  He was not really interested in me at first but then when I told him I had a keg in my panties and that he better tap my ass he went for it and I got him to take me back to his place for some loving.  It did not last very long and it was not very good.  I think that you should accompany your pick up lines with tips for men in the bedroom!  You are a cute guy with lots of bedroom experience right?  Help these dudes out.   Meagen


Well, Meagen, I am glad that my lines helped you get some sweet action.  I am sorry but I give the dudes the tools that they need to get into your panties not what to do when they are hanging from the ceiling fan in your love lair! 


Sexy PictureFrom: Holly Anderson (_____________@hotmail.com) medium risk You may not know this sender. Mark as safe | Mark as unsafe Sent:November 6, 2007 9:27:35 AMTo: rockshowpowerhourcalgary@hotmail.com

Hi Calgary.  That new picture is sooooo sexy.  If you are not already, you should be a model.  Oh, you drive me and my girlfriends crazy here in Edmonton!  We want more.
 
Hollykins

I am a sexy beast!


FW: The CalgaryFrom: Hank Cruise (rockshowpowerhourwithhank@hotmail.com) add contact Add contact Sent:January 10, 2008 9:50:39 PMTo: rockshowpowerhourcalgary@hotmail.com (rockshowpowerhourcalgary@hotmail.com)

 You lucky bastard.   
Hank


Date: Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:51:17 -0800
From: _________________ @yahoo.com
Subject: The Calgary
To: rockshowpowerhourwithhank@hotmail.com

Hi Hank I was hoping you could help me out.  I want to send the Calgary an extra specail treat for mentioning me in his segment.  Could you tell me some things that he likes, like his favorite color,  and I will incorporate them into a sexy photo of myself? Thanks and if you are lucky I will send you one too. Toodles. Meg


I like all kinds of ladies and my favorite color is NUDE!

mention me too:)
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Hi Calgary.  My friend _______ said that if I sent you a little suprise that you might mention me on your segment.  I hope I am in time.  If not maybe you and Hank could mention me some other time.  I hope you like the picture.  My boyfriend would kill me if he knew I sent this to you!  Lol! What he doesn't know won't hurt him I guess and man will he be excited if he hears my name.  He loves listening to the Rock Show too!  Thank you Calgary.
 
*** ATTENTION LOVELY LADIES ***  If you would like to be mentioned on my segment on The Rock Show Power Hour you just have to send me a sexy photo of yourself.  It's pretty easy to do.  Grab a digital camera, point it at yourself and snap away.  Then send the picture to me at rockshowpowerhourcalgary@hotmail.com!  The sexier the snapshot - the sooner you will be mentioned on the Rock Show!

The Calgary


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