The Calgary

Last night I slipped on my sexiest suit and went out cruising for chicks in my Chevette.  I pulled up beside the most beautiful blond that I had ever seen.  She asked me,

“What do you do”? 

To which I replied, “I am a lawyer.  I am trained to get you off”!

After she heard that, the sexy she-devil ripped...

Check out NEMAS on the Rock Show Power Hour this month.  If you want to hear more, (or less because you have their tunes cranked up so freaking loud) then visit nemasonline.com!

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Hello lovely ladies.  Are you into taking off your shirt and lifting heavy boxes?  If so, then do I ever have a special treat for you.  That tasty treat is called, “The Calgary’s Shirtless Moving Posse”!  The Calgary is leaving his old sex shack in search of a new love lair and he sure needs your hel...

I first would like to apologize for being tardy to all the people out there who were counting on my new line to get them laid.  I was bedding several ski-bunnies in Banff for the past week and did not have a chance to call Hank with my new line.  You know how it is...one moment you are enjoying slidi...

Hank, Satan, The Calgary and the rest of the Rock Show Power Hour gang are poor!  They need funding for much needed life supplies like donkey shampoo, man-thongs and cans of Prem so please help them out by purchasing some sweet merchandise!  Go to zazzle.com/rockshowpowerhour right now!  Pretty pl...