The Calgary

I first would like to apologize for being tardy to all the people out there who were counting on my new line to get them laid.  I was bedding several ski-bunnies in Banff for the past week and did not have a chance to call Hank with my new line.  You know how it is...one moment you are enjoying sliding down the slopes and the next minute a breathtaking beauty is sliding your pants down!  Speaking of my pants disappearing, I was at the University of Calgary Library a few weeks ago when I noticed the hottest campus-cutey that I have ever seen.  I walked up to her and said, “Hey baby I am going to get a library card because I so want to check you out”!  After I dropped my line on her she dropped me down to the ground beside the paperback copies of Moby Dick and floundered around on top of me like a beached whale!  This line worked for me and I am sure that it will work for you.

The Calgary

Do you have a pick-up line that has gotten you into some headboard banging bedroom action that you think I should use in one of my segments?  If so, then send me an email to rockshowpowerhourcalgary@hotmail.com right now!