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Blog post 'The Calgary's Shirtless Moving Posse'

The Calgary's Shirtless Moving Posse

  • Published: 165 days ago
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Hello lovely ladies.  Are you into taking off your shirt and lifting heavy boxes?  If so, then do I ever have a special treat for you.  That tasty treat is called, “The Calgary’s Shirtless Moving Posse”!  The Calgary is leaving his old sex shack in search of a new love lair and he sure needs your help.  If you are living in the Calgary or will be around this fine prairie city at the end of April and would like to join The Calgary’s Shirtless Moving Posse then start saving your cardboard boxes and send an email to The Calgary at rockshowpowerhourcalgary@hotmail.com.  At the end of April you will get to take off your shirt and  grab the Calgary’s package and slide it into your box......and move it to his new fornication fortress.  It will take all day and all night-helping the Calgary move is what you will do-and if you are lucky enough he just might-move right into you!

Hank 

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    • 6 trigs,
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    • 30 year old,
    • Female,
    • Göteborg,
    • Vastra Gotaland,
    • Sweden
    Sign me up!
    • 30 trigs,
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    • 20 year old,
    • Female,
    • Edmundston,
    • New Brunswick,
    • Canada
    Can I be the Maritime representative of your Posse?
    • 5 trigs,
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    • Currently idle,
    • 21 year old,
    • Male,
    • Halifax,
    • Nova Scotia,
    • Canada
    Lol!
    • 4 trigs,
    • People profile,
    • Currently offline,
    • 21 year old,
    • Female,
    • Winnipeg,
    • Manitoba,
    • Canada
    If you pay for my flight I will sooo take off my shirt and help you move!